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Song Parodies -> "Sped Up Early"

Original Song Title:

"Slow Down Summer"

Original Performer:

Thomas Rhett

Parody Song Title:

"Sped Up Early"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song about how do you want to speed it up early.
Your times on my speedboard, chicken on my schoolwork
Lived in that speedy time
We can handle the foot and the bath early
Two chickens appear now in school

Yeah, we knew, what was lookin' and running it off
Like it was nothin'
Oh, but time, kept on runnin' and runnin' away

Yeah, what can I do
We had our temperature foot and bath early
Fallin' fast in a big great house
Doing my chicken while you break
Taking a break would result in doing food and
I have to bake chicken so early
Wishin' the earlier time wasn't gettin' colder
Lettin' you go, holdin' on to them early
Closin' our eyes, sayin', "Sped up early"
(Sped up early, early, early)

I was beggin' the time, don't go changin' on me
Thursday night lights, stay away
But the first day of May was just fast in the sky
And our slowdowns were startin' to fade

Yeah, we knew, what was comin' and speed it off
Like it was nothin'
Oh, but time kept on runnin' and runnin' away

Yeah, it was a speed day
We had our times up and the speedy down
Fallin' fast in a big great house
Speeding up with your house on mine
Teacher wants you to take a break and ask that
I want to bake my chicken early
Wishin' the semester wasn't gettin' hotter
Lettin' you go, holdin' onto each other
Closin' our eyes, sayin', "Sped up early"
(Sped up early, early, early)

Why couldn't you sped up early?
Just wait a minute, we weren't finished
Can we just hold on to the great times?
Take me back to the beginnin'
Oh, oh-oh, oh
Sped up early
(Early, early, early, early)
Sped up early
(Early, early)

Yeah, those were the speed
We had the time to get all the ingredients early
Just ahead of my mom coming
My mom is about to come home
The chicken is doing for the food I helped and
I have to take the break while baking
Wishin' the weather wasn't gettin' colder
Lettin' you go, holdin' on to each other
Closin' our eyes, sayin', "Sped up early"
(Sped up early, early, early)

Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Sped up early, yeah
Why couldn't you sped up early?
Why couldn't you sped up?
Sped up, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh
Why couldn't you sped up early?
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Speed up!

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