Song Parodies -> "Off The Rails"

Original Song Title:

"Deck The Halls"

Original Performer:

Thomas Oliphant 1862

Parody Song Title:

"Off The Rails"

Parody Written by:

aRot

The Lyrics

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Off the rails this could get scary
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‘Tis the season to be wary
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Don we know does like to distract
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By denying all troubling fact
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2
Right arm raised he stood before us
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Scorning his general’s chorus
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His fraught decision on a whim
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Just to tally a campaign win
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3
Saying he’s defeated ISIS*
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He avoids his legal crisis
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Tethering his base together
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Hiding from his Stormy weather
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EXTENSION

Off the rails with his alt-right brand*
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His staff lost a moderate man
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‘Mad Dog’ said that he must resign
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The last ‘grown-up’, not a good sign**
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Off the rails on immigration
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‘Saving’ our sovereign nation
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A border wall so divisive
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Kids get lost where his ICE is*
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*Are ’ICE is’, ‘ISIS’, homophones(?)
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Both of them case a parent’s moans
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**His next big deal declaring war
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Would that be his one step too far?
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