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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Shot Hussein"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had a Brain"

Original Performer:

The Wizard of Oz Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"If I Only Shot Hussein"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I could live my life completely,
While Saddam's dead and bleeding,
And see him wretch in pain..
I'd be getting so ecstatic,
With my semi-automatic,
If I only shot Hussein.

Yes, Osama is a faggot,
Who works for a big maggot,
Though he has half a brain.
With the rifle that I carry,
I'd be a great mercenary
If I only shot Hussein.

Don't sigh, and this is why,
We'll beat them at the shore,
With Biological Weapons we use for war.
What would happen if we had Gore?

Well Iraq is just nothin',
Their strength's compared to fluffin'
We surely wish him pain.
I will dance and be merry,
Once we kill that lousy fairy,
If I only shot Hussein.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 31

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 2   0
 3   3
 4   7
 5   20

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Claude Prez - April 01, 2003 - Report this comment
"I'd be getting so ecstatic with my semi-automatic" made me laugh.
Ghetto John - April 01, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL LOL LOL I love this parody, all 5's dude, omg how .....this is why S.T.G. is da man, this is why he is my idol, heck lets just give him the now cancelled Amiright Idol. Good job man peace!---Ghetto John
Sarah - April 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job! Awesome parody, 5s all around... i laughed so hard while reading this.
AmishJD - April 01, 2003 - Report this comment
You are a genious STG. This is certainly one of the best parodies on amiright. Great job. 5,5,5.
Michael Pacholek - April 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty good, but does STG stand for Stick it To George?
STG - April 02, 2003 - Report this comment
No, it's my name. I can't tell you or I'd have to kill you.
Ghetto John - April 10, 2003 - Report this comment
" STG " stands for " Simply The Greatest " peace out yall'
I wish I was Roger Taylor - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I just pissed my pants laughing when I read this parady! Great Job S!!!!!!!!!! :)
Hoeveel - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
*sigh* is it just me or the anti-Hussein/Osama parodies getting almost as tedious as the reems of Avril Lavigne drivel? Yes, you hate them A-rab b*stards -- we get it...
John Jenkins - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody, and I agree with Claude on the best couplet.
Adagio - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Really good. 5's
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
It was well written, but I second Hoeveel that it is an overdone subject. 5-3-5
Johnny D - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Clever write!
Melhi - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
abc -- cute! (I know, odd comment, but that's what I thought each time I read it.)
Meriadoc - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) I liked the carry/mercenary line.

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