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Song Parodies -> "If She'd Only Tickle Me"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had a Brain"

Original Performer:

The Wizard of Oz

Parody Song Title:

"If She'd Only Tickle Me"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I would lie down on her table
And laugh till I'm not able
To adequately breathe!
She would get what she's after
Which is lots of frenzied laughter
If she'd only tickle me!

In the living room or kitchen
She'd have my body twitchin'
Most uncontrollably
Am I ticklish? Oh so very
That I'd have a coronary
If she'd only tickle me!

Oh I....would nearly die
From lack of oxygen
Till she let's me up for air for five or ten
But then she starts right in again!

She'd attack my ribs and belly
To make me shake like jelly
And laugh until I pee!
Even though I'd be her prisoner
I'd be hugging her and Kissin her
If she'd only tickle me!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
nicely paced and short, i was tickled...5s
Sweet Indigo - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Sweet but slightly perverse :)
shy_mystery - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment
very cute, and kinda freaky

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