Song Parodies -> "If I Only Had A Brain"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had A Heart"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

The Wizard of OZ

Parody Song Title:

"If I Only Had A Brain"

Parody Written by:

Patricia Maravilla

The Lyrics

I hate Jessica Simpson. That's why I made this song. (just pretend that SHE sings it).........

Blame it on peroxide,
Scorched my brain with hair dye.
Bleached my thoughts away....
My blonde head I'll be scrathcin'
Not a thought will be hatchin'
Cause I don't have a brain!

Is it tuna, or is it chicken?
This label must be trickin'
It puts my head in pain...
So many thoughts to be thinkin'
I think my head is shrinkin'
If I only had a brain!

I've eaten buffalo wings,
But I've never seen a buffalo fly....
I say ditzy things like that all the time.
I drive poor nick.....out of his mind!!!!

I would just be nothing,
A bra all full of stuffing.
Thank God I could sing....
At least I've got big boobies,
Made me a star on the toobie.
So hey! Who needs a brain?!?!

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Petye Pablo - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Good point about not needing a brain to be a star...Great pacing, and very true.

Ash - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment

Yeah, blondes tend to make dumb stars (I shouldn't be saying this, I am a blonde...) but well written. A tad off on the pacing... still good, and good point made about blonde stars

M-Dawg - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Yeah, pacing was off in a certain part everytime, but otherwise good and true.

jennah - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment

it sucks jessica rocks can't wait 2 tell her

Brogon - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment

You stole this! It's on funnyjunk!

Diddims - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment

With different lyrics (but the same title), this song would be great for George W. Bush! ... Jerry Falwell, Fred Phelps, a whole slew of jerks.

Flowgo - August 02, 2019 - Report this comment

You did not write this. That song was a cartoon on flowgo that I wrote and performed and animators created a cartoon for. Nice try. What kind of a person takes credit for someone else's work – seriously? Put in your own work. Shame on you.

Darius - August 02, 2019 - Report this comment

It's kinda funny in my opinion. Thanks.

Helper - August 06, 2019 - Report this comment

@Flowgo, email the webmaster.

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