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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Lost Some Weight"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had a Brain"

Original Performer:

The Wizard of Oz

Parody Song Title:

"If I Only Lost Some Weight"

Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

The Lyrics

I’m afraid I’m getting older;
My legs are growing colder
And slowing down my gait,
But I could be a runner,
Not a sickly half-a-tonner
If I only lost some weight.

Try to sit down at the theater?
I need a double seater!
I wish I could deflate!
I could slip in so easy
And not make my seatmates queasy
If I only lost some weight.

See me at Waikiki:
Bikini, shapely thighs!
I could flirt and put a hurt on all the guys.
I’d shake my rump, and socialize!

As it is, I’m barely standing,
My waist just keeps expanding,
And how I’m tempting fate!
I’d be light on my feeties
And reverse my diabetes
If I only lost some weight!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Matthias - June 12, 2013 - Report this comment
You and me both sister! Great parody! Miss seeing your work!
Dave W. - June 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Humorous....Loved the ending verse
Jonathan - June 12, 2013 - Report this comment
weight a minute... ah forgot my clever comment oh well 5's
WarrenB - June 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Very clever, and a very light read.

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