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Song Parodies -> "You Are Gonna Smell My Fart"
Original Song Title:
"If I Only Had a Heart"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Wizard of Oz
Parody Song Title:
"You Are Gonna Smell My Fart"
Parody Written by:
Nala Butt
The Lyrics
Here's what the Tin Man should have done when the Wizard sent them to kill the Wicked Witch!
When my gut's an empty kettle, you best be on your mettle,
I'll soon be torn apart.
Don't you be unpresumin' 'cuz my butt will soon be fumin',
And you're gonna smell my fart!
Won't be tender - won't be gentle, the awful smell of lentil,
when flatulation starts.
It'll be death for sparrows,
and the boys who shoots the arrows,
And you're gonna smell my fart!
Picture me - and broccoli. the rumbling winds will blow.
When I let that...nasty go,
You'll feel the heat,
Hit the street.
It'll register on Richter, split my anal sphincter,
When my butt sends it's dart.
You might stay young and chipper,
If you weren't such a butt sniffer,
I will kill you with my fart!
I'll soon be torn apart.
Don't you be unpresumin' 'cuz my butt will soon be fumin',
And you're gonna smell my fart!
Won't be tender - won't be gentle, the awful smell of lentil,
when flatulation starts.
It'll be death for sparrows,
and the boys who shoots the arrows,
And you're gonna smell my fart!
Picture me - and broccoli. the rumbling winds will blow.
When I let that...nasty go,
You'll feel the heat,
Hit the street.
It'll register on Richter, split my anal sphincter,
When my butt sends it's dart.
You might stay young and chipper,
If you weren't such a butt sniffer,
I will kill you with my fart!
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This parody reeks of hilarity! Creative toilet humor! The Dutch Oven is going to be hot tonight! Smelling ya 5's!
Good flatulance vocabulary - five flutterblasts.
Ausfahrting away with 5's
If this didn't start out in the lead in a parody contest, it still might score a come-from-behind victory!
For the one who just does not like these kind of parodies, I can respect that, but to slam it with a 1 for pacing...well...you can SNIFF MY BUTT!!!
>SNIFF MY BUTT Can't hear you.
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