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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Had a Heart (by Dick Cheney)"
Original Song Title:
"If I Only Had a Heart"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Wizard of Oz
Parody Song Title:
"If I Only Had a Heart (by Dick Cheney)"
Parody Written by:
Katharine
The Lyrics
I could empathize and pardon
Folks the government was hard on
And that would be a start
Of the things I'd be doing
For all you who'd been boo-hooing
When I hadn't had a heart.
I'd go close Guantanamo
And let the innocent ones go
And that's only just a part
Of the things that I would do
For you and you and you and you
If I only had a heart.
Picture me across the sea in war-torn old Iraq
I'd give them their country back with bread and meat - how sweet
Whether atheist or Quaker
I'd have a job for my pacemaker
To play a vital part
In serving you and all our nation
With fond appreciation
If I only had a heart.
Folks the government was hard on
And that would be a start
Of the things I'd be doing
For all you who'd been boo-hooing
When I hadn't had a heart.
I'd go close Guantanamo
And let the innocent ones go
And that's only just a part
Of the things that I would do
For you and you and you and you
If I only had a heart.
Picture me across the sea in war-torn old Iraq
I'd give them their country back with bread and meat - how sweet
Whether atheist or Quaker
I'd have a job for my pacemaker
To play a vital part
In serving you and all our nation
With fond appreciation
If I only had a heart.
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Great parody! BTW, You can see a very funny clip from Family Guy episode The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou with Dick Cheney as a Wal-Mart greeter
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