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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Just Could Fart"
Original Song Title:
"If I Only Had A Heart"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Wizard of Oz
Parody Song Title:
"If I Only Just Could Fart"
Parody Written by:
Dr. Oliver Clozoff
The Lyrics
TIN MAN:
When a man’s in need of passing
Or rectally outgassing
And yet I lack that part
Just because I’m presumin’
That my rear end would be fumin’
If I only just could fart
I’d eat cabbage, beans, and lentils
My farts would not be gentle
They’d rip my ass apart
With internal pressure growin’
I could really do some blowin’
If I only just could fart
Picture me, on the potty
Next door a voice sings low
SOME GUY:
How ’bout a courtesy flush there, ‘bro?
TIN MAN:
I can excrete?? *fart* *plop* How sweet!
Just to have some bowel motion, and need some hemorrhoid lotion
Have butt cheeks that can part
I’d chow down sardines and kipper
Then I’d really let it ripper
If I only just could fart
When a man’s in need of passing
Or rectally outgassing
And yet I lack that part
Just because I’m presumin’
That my rear end would be fumin’
If I only just could fart
I’d eat cabbage, beans, and lentils
My farts would not be gentle
They’d rip my ass apart
With internal pressure growin’
I could really do some blowin’
If I only just could fart
Picture me, on the potty
Next door a voice sings low
SOME GUY:
How ’bout a courtesy flush there, ‘bro?
TIN MAN:
I can excrete?? *fart* *plop* How sweet!
Just to have some bowel motion, and need some hemorrhoid lotion
Have butt cheeks that can part
I’d chow down sardines and kipper
Then I’d really let it ripper
If I only just could fart
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The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. I enjoyed it.
Thanks. Glad *someone* did.
Waaaay funny! 454 (pacing not quite there). As for the guy who's loadin' up the 111s...SNIFF MY BUTT!!!
How about adding: I would while away the hours, and fumigate the flower, and that is just a start, With my butt (*) always winking I could really do some stinking if I could only fart.
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