Brentellda: Jinjos, there’s no need to be afraid.
Come out, come out, wherever you be
And meet the young heroes who long have known me
They came from afar to help you, you see
To defeat the old witch and save you and me
Jinjos: To defeat the old witch and save you and me
Brentellda: They bring you good news, or haven’t you heard
So hear their good tale, as it’s not that absurd

Banjo: It really was no accident
What happened here was this
The wind began to moan, the trees to groan
And we were on the witch’s tower fighting the old crone
Kazooie: So far she’d flown, but then dropped like a stone
And she’s now under hard rock, nothing more than bone

Jinjo 1: And oh! Our gratitude has grown!

Jinjos: The wind began to moan, and the trees to groan
When Banjo and Kazooie buried Grunty under stone
So, she’s left to rot to bone, the ending of the wicked crone

The wind began to moan, and the trees to groan
When Banjo and Kazooie buried Grunty under stone
So, she’s left to rot to bone, the ending of the wicked crone
Who’s now left to groan, while crushed beneath a ton of stone
So now ends Gruntilda the crone!

Jinjo 2: We thank you very sweetly
For doing it so neatly
Jinjo 3: And for killing her completely,
So we thank you, very sweetly!

Brentellda: Let the wondrous news be spread!
The wicked Gruntilda at last is dead!

Jinjos: YAY!
Ding-dong, Gruntilda’s dead, the evil witch, the wicked witch
Ding-dong, Gruntilda is dead
Wake yourselves, you sleepyheads, rub your eyes, jump out of bed
Ding-dong, Gruntilda is dead
She’s gone where the wicked go
Below
Below, down ho, she goes
Let’s open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding-dong, the derry-dol, sing it high, and sing it low
Let them know that old Grunty is dead!

King Jingaling: As ruler of the Jinjo city
In the country of the Isle of Hags,
I welcome you two regally
Jinjo Judge: But we must verify it legally
To see…
Jingaling: To see
Judge: If she…
Jingaling: If she…
Judge: Is absolutely, positively…
Jinjo 4: Physically, mentally…
Jinjo 5: Finally, lastly,
Jinjos: Assuredly, definitely dead!
Coroner: As coroner, I studied her and thoroughly examined her
And she’s not only merely dead
She’s really most sincerely dead

Jingaling: Then this is the dawn of independence
For all the Jinjos and their descendants
Let the wondrous news be spread
The wicked Gruntilda at last is dead!

Jinjos: YAY!
Ding-dong, Gruntilda’s dead, the evil witch, the wicked witch
Ding-dong, Gruntilda is dead
Wake yourselves, you sleepyheads, rub your eyes, jump out of bed
Ding-dong, Gruntilda is dead
She’s gone where the wicked go
Below
Below, down ho, she goes
Let’s open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding-dong, the derry-dol, sing it high, and sing it low
Let them know that old Grunty is dead!

Jinjo Girl Group: We represent the Jinjo Girl Group
The Jinjo Girl Group
The Jinjo Girl Group
And in the name of the Jinjo Girl Group
We wish to welcome you to Jinjo Land.

Jinjo Boy Guild: We represent the Jinjo Boy Guild
The Jinjo Boy Guild
The Jinjo Boy Guild
And in the name of the Jinjo Boy Guild
We wish to welcome you to Jinjo Land.

Jinjos: We welcome you to Jinjo Land,
Sing tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Jingaling: From now on, you’ll be history!
Jinjo 1: You’ll be his-
Jinjo 2: You’ll be his-
Jinjo 3: You’ll be history!
Jinjos: And we will glorify your name
Jinjo 1: With a very special bust-
Jinjo 2: Special bust!
Jinjo 3: It’s a must!
Jinjos: In the hall of fame!
Sing tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Sing tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la!