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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Had a Car"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had a Brain"

Original Performer:

The Wizard of Oz

Parody Song Title:

"If I Only Had a Car"

Parody Written by:

Exxtregular/Chanell W

The Lyrics

This is from a nerdy man's perspective, I had fun writing this! Enjoy...
If I only had a car

I could switch different locations
Change radio stations
And travel near or far
Oh, my rims will be a spinnin
And the girls I’ll be a winnin if I only had a car

I’d be rollin on the two fours, and ridin by the po po’s
Just like a superstar
I’ll be sippin on some gin and
I’ll be Cadillac big pimpin if I only had a car

And I can let my window down and flip the bird
And roll off 'fore you could even say a word
And then come back, and flip some more

I would slowly come from nothin, and then become a somethin
I’d totally be the ish
Doing 90 on the freeway
Rollin fly with Halle Berry…
If I had a whip

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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 4   1
 5   4

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Barry Wilson JR. - May 31, 2008 - Report this comment
At $4 a gallon, if you wanted a car, you'd better get something that gets about 40 mpg or a hybrid. If you only got some 5's...
LittleWhipCakes - May 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Let's see . . . I think I've got a whip here some place . . . Oh, yeah, found my pair of soft black leather Chaps, too !!!

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