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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Had A Brain"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had A Brain"

Original Performer:

The Wizard Of Oz

Parody Song Title:

"If I Only Had A Brain"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

a song about south park's officer barbrady
i'm officer IQ's under eighty......this causes me much pain
i'm easily outsmarted and it leaves me brokenhearted
if i only had a brain

when people ask i tell ' poor weak cerebellum....has derailed like a train
i could be a really smart gent....yes, the best in the department
if i only had a brain

even with no education.....i'm at the police station....through snow and sleet and rain
i will hunt down every criminal...though my thinking power's minimal
if i only had a brain

although my mind works slowly,the citizens who know me,don't treat me with disdain
i am loved by all the people...even though i'm not cerebral
if i only had a brain

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Adagio - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job
Sweet Indigo - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
*grin* The rhymes are fantastic, great job.
sloatead - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
4's. not bad, could have been better
Logan Smith - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Nicely Done, but if you'd slipped in the phrase "nothing to see here" it would have been perfect

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