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Song Parodies -> "Golden Snitch Wizard"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Golden Snitch Wizard"

Parody Written by:

Kim West

The Lyrics

I suppose I had to eventually do a song about Harry Potter himself. Now if I can only figure out a song about Ron Weasley.
Ever since he's been at Hogwarts
He's been the Gryffindor Seeker.
They say he was a natural
As if he played for years.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any Quidditch field
That lighting bolt wiz kid
Sure can catch that Snitch.

He hovers over the stadium
Becomes part of his broom.
Feeling all the air currents
Always playing clean
He scans the horizon
Occasionally dodging Bludgers
That lighting bolt wiz kid
Sure can catch that Snitch.

He's a Golden Snitch Wizard
There really can be no doubt
A Golden Snitch Wizard
Youngest seeker in a century.

How do you think he does it?
(I don't know)
What makes him so good?

He searches for the Snitch
Then he closes in like a bullet.
Twirls, flips, and soars
It's like aero-acrobatics
Always catches the Snitch
Doesn't like Dementors at all
That lighting bolt wiz kid
Sure can catch that Snitch.

I thought I was
The greatest of seekers
But I just handed
The Quidditch Cup to him.

Even with Slytherine cheating
He can beat my best
The crowd always cheers him
And He's just too bloody fast
Then he'll perform the Wronski Feint
Always wins with that
That lighting bolt wiz kid
Sure can catch that Snitch.

Kim West

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Agrimorfee - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Parody of "Pinball Wizard" heard on the Dr. Demento Show ("Quidditch Ball Wizard") was much better.
Kim West - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Well Agrimorfee, you've seem to have taken an interest in my songs, and judging from your biography I sense you take your song writing rather seriously. I on the other hand, do not. The past five days I have come up with thirteen songs, and will probably not come up with anything else for quite some time. Not because of anything you have said, but rather I have run out of material to play with. I had fun writing my parodies as I do writing my fanfiction that I post on the net. I thank you for your comments for all of the parodies you've taken the time to visit, and wish you many more fruitful years of coming up with more of your own.
skeeve - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Heck, i thought that was pretty good. Give her a break, Agrimorfee...the whole point of parodies is light-hearted humor.
Kim West - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Skeeve for both your words and your support.
Genius in Maine - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Rhyming was a bit off, but otherwise a pretty good parody.

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