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Song Parodies -> "On Top Of Old Smokey"

Original Song Title:

"On Top Of Old Smoky"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Weavers

Parody Song Title:

"On Top Of Old Smokey"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

On top of old Smokey, (Smokey)
Was a female bear
Old "Smoke" gets his pokey, (pokey)
It's obvious, there

I hide in the bushes, (bushes)
Quiet as a mouse
While they hump their big tushes (tushes)
Not far from my house..

Old Smokey's a ranger, (ranger)
His ranger hat shook
Ain't seen nothing stranger, (stranger)
A picture, I took..

Der'lict of his duty (duty)
At Yellowstone Park
Naughty Smokey gets booty (booty)
That bear hits the mark..

It lasted an hour, (hour)
Their sexual play
Old Smokey had the power (power)
Tho' he's old and gray

I guess I'm a voyeur (voyeur)
For peekin' at bears
Let them get a lawyer,(lawyer)
And sue me, who cares?

On top of old Smokey
That was a care bear
And there was no prevention (prevention)
Of that fire there..

There was no prevention (prevention)
Of that fire there..


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Timmy1000 - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
AFW - always look for your parodies as they can be the strangest of subjects - another 555 for you
Mark Scotti - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
I can "bearly" believe this subject matter. 555 for peeking at the BEAR ZONE!!!
carol - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
`AFW---this one is so funny it beary's me!! 555
John Barry - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
All my childhood illusions shattered!
LilCareBareAss - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
You are just too much, Lord L'Air de Farce! ! but ~this Smokey~ is Smokin' Hot !!
Christie Marie M - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Smokey sure has a dirty side to him!! I'm having doubts as to whether he can prevent forest fires....maybe not. Hot, steamy sex will definitely set a huge forest fire....and he's the one to pay the price! Ssssssssmokin 555's!!
alvin - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
wrong on so many levels but i guess i must be sick cause i found this hilarious
Fiddlegirl - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
"They did the 'Smokey Pokey', then they turned themselves around..." ??!! Too funny!
AFW - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Timmy, Mark..good pun...and thanks, Carol, also a good pun..and thanks, John..funny comment...and thanks, LCC..good jokin' with smokin'..and Christie, so true...and thanks, alvin..and Fiddlegirl.."Smokey Pokey", eh? a whole new parody idea, there..
Andy Primus - July 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilarious - great idea
AFW - July 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to Andy
Yogi - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm jealous... all I got was a picnic basket! BTW: Excellent!
AFW - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Yogi...I thought it was a pic-i-nic basket
norCALvo - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I fell in love with derRaunchy ol'Rancher . . . out in the BadLands of Skunk & Spurs !
UnKnownVo - July 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Liev Schreiber & Ms Watts in " The Painted Veil " , Clip #2 . . .
Yogiiscool - September 20, 2014 - Report this comment
i gave it a 514!!!!it wasnt that funny......
Mad Pheasent - February 12, 2018 - Report this comment
ON TOP OF OLD SMOKEY,BARNEY WOULD STAY,SO I TOOK A BAZOOKA,AND BLEW HIM AWAY. Teenie tiny purple dino bits
Alpha Skua - February 24, 2019 - Report this comment
IN THE BASEMENT,IN A DARK ROOM,I FED BARNEY A PIZZA,WITH POISONED MUSHROOMS
Storm the Albatross - May 10, 2019 - Report this comment
This is oh so simple anyone can do it
Alpha Skua - October 19, 2020 - Report this comment
ON TOP OF OLD SMOKIE,WAS 12 FEET OF SNOW,AL GORES FAKE STORY,IS STARTING TO SHOW

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