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Song Parodies -> "On Top Of Old Smokey"
Original Song Title:
"On Top Of Old Smoky"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Weavers
Parody Song Title:
"On Top Of Old Smokey"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
On top of old Smokey, (Smokey)
Was a female bear
Old "Smoke" gets his pokey, (pokey)
It's obvious, there
I hide in the bushes, (bushes)
Quiet as a mouse
While they hump their big tushes (tushes)
Not far from my house..
Old Smokey's a ranger, (ranger)
His ranger hat shook
Ain't seen nothing stranger, (stranger)
A picture, I took..
Der'lict of his duty (duty)
At Yellowstone Park
Naughty Smokey gets booty (booty)
That bear hits the mark..
It lasted an hour, (hour)
Their sexual play
Old Smokey had the power (power)
Tho' he's old and gray
I guess I'm a voyeur (voyeur)
For peekin' at bears
Let them get a lawyer,(lawyer)
And sue me, who cares?
On top of old Smokey
That was a care bear
And there was no prevention (prevention)
Of that fire there..
There was no prevention (prevention)
Of that fire there..
Was a female bear
Old "Smoke" gets his pokey, (pokey)
It's obvious, there
I hide in the bushes, (bushes)
Quiet as a mouse
While they hump their big tushes (tushes)
Not far from my house..
Old Smokey's a ranger, (ranger)
His ranger hat shook
Ain't seen nothing stranger, (stranger)
A picture, I took..
Der'lict of his duty (duty)
At Yellowstone Park
Naughty Smokey gets booty (booty)
That bear hits the mark..
It lasted an hour, (hour)
Their sexual play
Old Smokey had the power (power)
Tho' he's old and gray
I guess I'm a voyeur (voyeur)
For peekin' at bears
Let them get a lawyer,(lawyer)
And sue me, who cares?
On top of old Smokey
That was a care bear
And there was no prevention (prevention)
Of that fire there..
There was no prevention (prevention)
Of that fire there..
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AFW - always look for your parodies as they can be the strangest of subjects - another 555 for you
I can "bearly" believe this subject matter.
555 for peeking at the BEAR ZONE!!!
`AFW---this one is so funny it beary's me!! 555
All my childhood illusions shattered!
You are just too much, Lord L'Air de Farce! ! but ~this Smokey~ is Smokin' Hot !!
Smokey sure has a dirty side to him!! I'm having doubts as to whether he can prevent forest fires....maybe not. Hot, steamy sex will definitely set a huge forest fire....and he's the one to pay the price! Ssssssssmokin 555's!!
wrong on so many levels but i guess i must be sick cause i found this hilarious
"They did the 'Smokey Pokey', then they turned themselves around..." ??!! Too funny!
Thanks, Timmy, Mark..good pun...and thanks,
Carol, also a good pun..and thanks, John..funny comment...and thanks, LCC..good jokin' with smokin'..and Christie, so true...and thanks, alvin..and Fiddlegirl.."Smokey Pokey", eh? a whole new parody idea, there..
Hilarious - great idea
Thanks to Andy
I'm jealous... all I got was a picnic basket! BTW: Excellent!
Thanks, Yogi...I thought it was a pic-i-nic basket
I fell in love with derRaunchy ol'Rancher . . . out in the BadLands of Skunk & Spurs !
Liev Schreiber & Ms Watts in " The Painted Veil " , Clip #2 . . .
i gave it a 514!!!!it wasnt that funny......
ON TOP OF OLD SMOKEY,BARNEY WOULD STAY,SO I TOOK A BAZOOKA,AND BLEW HIM AWAY. Teenie tiny purple dino bits
IN THE BASEMENT,IN A DARK ROOM,I FED BARNEY A PIZZA,WITH POISONED MUSHROOMS
This is oh so simple anyone can do it
ON TOP OF OLD SMOKIE,WAS 12 FEET OF SNOW,AL GORES FAKE STORY,IS STARTING TO SHOW
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