Song Parodies -> "The Axls Dont Work"

Original Song Title:

"The Drugs Dont Work"

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Original Performer:

"The Axls Dont Work"

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The Lyrics

Oh, where is Axl Rose
He's turned into a animal
Oh sacking his band
Making us wait for Chinese Democracy
I had waited for so bloody long Since 1991
That year was so always AWOL
Please buying me rain

Now the Axls dont work
He is making me righteous now Use Your Illusion was my jam

Oh I know it's eBay now
Then it used to be Craigslist
You are the one, my only son That's making me dream

Now the Axls don't work
I know it's freebird
Now my name is Lynyrd

It's easy (oh no, oh no)
You ruined my life
I'm shoegazing bad
Please, please me (oooh, no)
I eat my own arm
My omlette is bad

All this reading's very good
It's getting me pregnant, lol
like an old appetite
For no destruction
It's really time to go

Now the Axls don't work
I just know where I am
I am the children of Bodom
And the Axls don't work
I am upset
that Slash is no Guns N'Roses

Oh, do I have to listen now
Oh, do I have to listen now
Oh, do I have to listen now
Oh, do I have to listen now
Oh, do I have to listen now

Chinese Democracy was so MOR Chinese Democracy was so MOR Axl Rose deserves a MBE now-ow
Chinese Democracy was so shite
so shite, so shite
So shite, so shite

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