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Song Parodies -> "Mitt Romney Falls"

Original Song Title:

"Niagara Falls (aka Slowly I Turned)"

Original Performer:

The Three Stooges

Parody Song Title:

"Mitt Romney Falls"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Anyone that loves "The Three Stooges" cannot forget the 1944 short "Gents Without Cents" in which the boys join 3 girls to perform on-stage to save a show for the troops. Included is "Niagara Falls" (aka "Slowly I Turned") with Curly the unfortunate victim of the storyteller's wrath! I couln't help myself and HAD to parody that routine. The original words: "NIAGARA FALLS, slowly I turned, and step by step, inch by inch, I walked up to him, I smashed him, I hit him, I bonked him, I bopped him, I socked him and I mashed his face and I knocked him down."
"MITT ROMNEY FALLS,
the tide has turned,
and poll by poll,
ad by ad,
Newt defeated him,
He passed him,
He whipped him,
He bumped him,
He robbed him,
He dropped him
now he leads the race
yes, he brought him down"

http://www.threestooges.net/transcripts/view/94

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John Barry - January 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
Rob Arndt - January 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Oh, a wise-guy, eh? I'll fix you ;-D

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