Everyone intrigued by celebrity lifestyles
Please be forewarned: Every once in a while
You will come across some famous firebrand
Whose demeanor you simply cannot stand

Some of them freshly minted sniveling spiders
Like golfer-turned-male-prostitute called Tiger
Others have been scoundrels for quite a while
Lohan made sure she went the extra mile

Kanye's big ego starts stupid spectacles
JoBros and Bieber are all homosexuals
Miley Cyrus is a slutty poptard
These are some of my least favorite stars

Jamie Lynn Spears, Heidi Montag, husband Spencer Pratt
Jon Gosselin, Chris Brown, and David Letterman and so much more after that.

Rosie O'Donnell, a self-proclaimed thespian
She always brags about being a lesbian
Girl, there is such a thing as TMI
Rosie don't know when she's over the line

Joe Jonas? HIGH MAINTENENCE! He makes me feel salty.
Is he trying to look like Roger Daltrey?
Don't think the latter was a guyliner man
When the former comes out, let me know when

Brangelina, Billy Ray, the band Slipknot
MTV's wenches who think they are so hot
Not all celebrities I hate you know
I'm so in love with Miranda Cosgrove

Other jerks are politicians, hosts of shows of talk
Jerry Springer, Hannity, Povich and Limbaugh, and our president Barack