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Song Parodies -> "Deustchland's Mine"

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The Sound of Music

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"Deustchland's Mine"

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The Lyrics

A follow-up to Johnny D's "Sacred Knife" - with more recent subject matter.
Deutschland's mine!
Deutschland's mine!
Every street lined with Nazis

Blond and white
Aryan, or you'll get shot, see?

Schnell! Faster, go, my dear Gestapo
Shoot, kick, throw, dismember!

My advice? Don't play nice
Lest your own heads get severed!

Auschwitz aglow from its last cargo,
(Jews and Poles together)

My first strike -
My Third Reich!
Bless our Führer forever!
Oh! And don't be afraid to tell me how offensive this parody is. :-)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   3

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Johnny D - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, EmiLoca, on my "Sacred Knife" parody, you said that I had angered Quetzalcoatl, and that he will now send feathered serpents to rip my flesh.

So, today, on your parody I say.....Touche!

5-1-5 for angering Qabbalists, who will now send a "golem" to rip YOUR flesh!
EmiLoca - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Cripes, I didn't think about that. I rather like my flesh. Thanks for the comment and the vote (I'll be expecting many more of those "1"s in humor - who's the sadist freak who voted "5" for funny?!?).
Johnny D - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Gee whiz, Emi, I HAD to comment and vote, after you associated your new parody to me by name both here AND on the message-board ... That "5" for "How Funny" might not be from a sadist freak, it might just be from somebody who prefers to change "How Funny" to "How Profound" when a seriously grim parody like this one appears.

I hope there are no hard feelings for my own decision to go with a "1" in the "How Funny" category .... at least I am signing my name honestly and openly to my "1" vote in "How Funny", unlike some cowards who vote 1's and don't own up to it!
EmiLoca - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Actually, the "sadist freak" statement was a stab at my friend who, just now on IM, told me that she voted 5-5-5 on this (she's not the type who leaves comments, and that angers Me, who will now send her ensuing spam).

And soft feelings all the way!
EmiLoca - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Okay. Although this comes from the girl who giggles whenever one uses the word "come" in casual speech, I think "soft feelings all the way" was terrible word choice on my part for obvious reasons. I hereby change that to "No offense taken".
Johnny D - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
And I take no offense at your soft feelings, my brilliant & sharp-keyboarded parody-writing-colleague!
TJC - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Emi-- Great as always.! And thanks for your kind comments on my submission today!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
This ditty had me goose-stepping all around the room! 5-4-4!

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