(As sung by Secretary of State Colin Powell, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice, and President George W. Bush)

Powell:
What do we see
That guy named Kim
He's acting without care

Rumsfeld:
He's starting all his weapons plants
We found out, he don't care

Rice:
Now things aren't so simple
With Saddam, they're quite a pair

Powell, Rumsfeld, Rice:
So what are we gonna do with this Kimmy?

Powell:
When he says that he'll do this thing
We know that it ain't for real

Rumsfeld:
He always lies 'bout everything

Rice:
We shouldn't cut a deal

Bush:
From all of which, I take it,
That you very firmly feel

All:
That Kim is just a little bit crazy!

Rice:
I'd like to say a word in his behalf.
That Kim, he is quite fat!

All:
How do you solve a problem like Korea?
How do you deal with nuts and bring them down?
How do you deal with the ruler of Korea?

Powell:
This Kim, he should go

Rumsfeld:
A big fat buffoon

Rice:
A clown!

All:
Maybe we ought to send all of our bombers
After we've bombed Saddam into the sand

Powell:
But for now we're gonna say
That his nukes uh uh, no way

Rumsfeld:
Or else that Kim will end up like Saddam

Rice:
Oh, how do you solve a problem like Korea?

Bush:
No, we won't give in to this nut's demands