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Song Parodies -> "Everybody Hates Tom Hanks"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Hates Ned Flanders"

Original Performer:

The Simpsons

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody Hates Tom Hanks"

Parody Written by:

Silly Billy

The Lyrics

Everybody in the USA
hates this stupid actor
He's Tom Hanks and he's really, really, lame!
Tom Hanks is a weakling he's not at all strong.
He's got no brain, my mom likes him and that is wrong.
I hate his films and Tom Hanks is his name
T-O-M H-A-N-K-S, he's the man that I hate best.
I'd like to see his house go up in flames!
T-O-M
His name is Tom!
H-A-N-K-S!
That's a stupid name!
He's such a stupid moron, don't you know.
He can't even spell his own name
Because he has a really small brain
Tom Hanks sucks, and he's so dumb
He's the dumbest man on earth, he must go.
T-O-M
Tom Hanks is dumb.
H-A-N-K-S
His movies are boring
Everybody hates that stupid dork.
Tom Hanks is just so stupid!
His movies are stupid and i really hate them all.
You don't have to move your feet,
just hate Tom Hanks to the disco beat.
He's the stupid, lousy, brainless actor with a lack of intellect!
If you like dumb morons then I doubt you'll give thanks to Tom Hanks.
Because he's so dumb as shown in his lame movies such as Forest Gump.
He's Tom, he's dumb.
T-O-M
His name is Tom!
H-A-N-K-S!
He is so dumb.
The stupid talentless moron whose movies suck!

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Max Power - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
*face palm*
The Academy - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
I bet if Tom ever read this, he'd be stunned at such an intelligent, witty, sardonic put-down....NOT!
Calling Hanks a dumb moron whose movies "suck" for 30+ lines really is as pathetic as it sounds. Pointless.
2Eagle - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment
It didn't fit the pacing of the original song. I may be guilty of trashing the big A but I wouldn't go so far as to call those names. P.S. He's better than Brad Pitt.
Tom Hanks - September 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Trying to shoehorn these lyrics into the original sign is impossible, too many syllables that just don't fit. I love how creative and original the lyrics are. This was clearly written by a master wordsmith.

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