Hic hic hic hic, yip yip yip yip
Sha na na na, sha na na na na (A choo!)
Sha na na na, sha na na na na (Uh, foo)
Sha na na na, sha na na na na (Uh, uh)
Sha na na na, sha na na na na (Huff)
Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip
Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough
Get the shot, sha na na na, sha na na na na

Just this morning 'bout breakfast time
Couldn't get out of my bed
I'm dying, "get the shot"
Just two doses MR NAy
See Dr. Fauci every day
Those morons tell him "nay"
Get the shot, sha na na na, snuh na na na na

Snuh na na na, snuh na na snuh huh
Sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff! Sniff, sniff, sniff sniff!
Sniff, sniff, cough, cough! Cough, cough, cough, cough cough!
Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip
Mum mum mum mum mum mum
Get the shot, sha na na na, sha na na na na

The TV and the paper
Just read 'em through and through
QAnon never fails to say
What sure is peak stupidity
And when I step out of the house
I put my mask on mouth
Reaching and a-crying
Tell me that I'm lying
"What about... liberty?" kiss my hind

Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
Sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, snuh na na na na
Huh na na na, muh na na na na
Sha na na na, sha na na na na
Hic hic hic hic, yip yip yip yip
Mum mum mum mum mum mum
Get a jab, sha na na na

(Coughing, sneezing and gagging solo)

It won't make you a Gates-er
Change DNA? That's poo
And my girl never fails to say
All the crap she heard on Fox News
And now I cannot leave the house
It's in my lungs and mouth
Preaching and denying
Lucky I'm not dying
Just a jab, you'd be ending this bind

Fuzza wuzza, snuh na na na na
Huck a ka ka, ka ka ka, cough, cough
Sha na na na, huh, huh, huh, huh, huff
Sha na sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff
Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip
Mum mum mum mum mum mum
Get the shot, sha na na na, sha na na na (Shut up)

Sha na na na, sha na na na na (A choo!)
Sha na na na, sha na na na na (Shut up)
Sha na na na, sha na na na na (A choo!)
Sha na na na, sha na na na na (A shot)