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Song Parodies -> "No, No, Fido!!"

Original Song Title:

"Heigh Ho!"

Original Performer:

The Seven Dwarves

Parody Song Title:

"No, No, Fido!!"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

WOOF!!!
My dog dog dog dog dog dog dog is a randy little cuss
My dog dog dog dog dog dog dog is causing lotsa fuss
Wish my dog dog dog were a squirrel or a frog
Or a horse! Or a horse!
Not a sex machine on paws..

He shags shags shags shags shags shags shags from early morn to night
He shags shags shags shags shags shags shags shags everything in sight
He shagged the potplant, shagged the door
A thousand bitches, maybe more
When he's on the job he's so hardcore
Hardcore core core a-core core!

Fido, Fido, please let my left leg go
This isn't good, he's "fetching" wood...Fido!
Fido Fido
Fido, Fido, just humped my stereo
The mutt's done wrong, the woofer's gone..Fido!
Fido Fido
Fido, Fido, my doggy gigolo
He's always ready, nailed my teddy...oh!
Fido Fido
Fido, Fido, just made a video
With some strange man from Amsterdam...Fido!
Fido Fido
Fido, don't know, the canine word for "no"
He's wrecked the bed, the cat is scared..Fido!
No, no, Fido
Fido, can't slow, his raging li-bi-do
Too many stains I shan't explain..You know
You know, you know
Fido, Fido, I'd send to Borneo
But he'd bonk an Orang-utan..Too slow!
Fido Fido Fido!

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Arwen - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Heehee...I'll never watch Snow White the same way again...=) Great work! 555!
Jack Wilson - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL great job! 555!
Kristof Robertson - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks..(Fido, get off!) for your gracious... (Fido, I'm not telling you again!) comments and... (do I have to get the hose?) vote, my elven one. After the Wizard of Oz epic, I thought a little ditty about puppy lovin' would be a good antidote.
Kristof Robertson - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Danke, Mr Wilson!
EmiLoca - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh god. (Haha, see, God spelled backwards is Dog, haha, it's like a palindrome but not, see...it's hilarious...you get it?...) Fives.
John Barry - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Your Disneyfickation had me howling, Kristof. Inspiration for a canine theme.
Ashkicksass - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Hee hee!
jango - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Nasty dog! I loved the part about humping the stereo!
Tibbygirl - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
What a sweet thought.
Meriadoc - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
The 'woofer' line was a classic!
alvin rhodes - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
ho ho ho i go go go ....5s
Kristof Robertson - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thankyou all...Fido's in the front room having a cigarette and eyeing up the vacuum cleaner. Bye for now.
Andrea Huckstep - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment
This song really makes me giggle
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment
The woofer may be gone, but Im restoring some 5s. This one was hilarious!

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