Song Parodies -> If I Only Had A Brain. The Bush Remix.
| Original Song Title: | "If I Only Had A Brain" |
| Original Performer: | The Scarecrow In The Wizard Of Oz |
| Parody Song Title: | "If I Only Had A Brain. The Bush Remix." |
| Parody Written by: | Jeff Wilder |
White House Press Secretary: Ladies and gentlemen. George W. Bush.
Bush: I could while away the hours
In my power driven towers
Being head of state and main
Instead I drop the napalm
Maybe I'll drop an A-bomb
If I only had a brain
I'd unravel every riddle
Such as where did Saddamy hiddle
The WMDs
With the thoughts I'd be thinkin
I could be the next Abe Lincoln
If I only had a brain
Oh I could tell you why
I started this unnecessary war
I could think of things I'd never thunk before
Such as why I should've voted for Gore!
I would not be a bran muffin
A turkey full of stuffin
Or more likely champagne
I would be even more scary
Of my dictatorial powers you should be wary
But I don't need no brain. (Spoken) Now watch this drive.
In my power driven towers
Being head of state and main
Instead I drop the napalm
Maybe I'll drop an A-bomb
If I only had a brain
I'd unravel every riddle
Such as where did Saddamy hiddle
The WMDs
With the thoughts I'd be thinkin
I could be the next Abe Lincoln
If I only had a brain
Oh I could tell you why
I started this unnecessary war
I could think of things I'd never thunk before
Such as why I should've voted for Gore!
I would not be a bran muffin
A turkey full of stuffin
Or more likely champagne
I would be even more scary
Of my dictatorial powers you should be wary
But I don't need no brain. (Spoken) Now watch this drive.
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If you use a line directly from the original, e.g., "...Lincoln", it's probably best to put it in a different context, or somehow make a joke of how you're using it.
Bush has no brain, he has no heart, and he has no courage. So let's send him home.
That's hilarious. You're completely right, Michael. "SEND HIM HOME!"
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