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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Had A Brain. The Bush Remix."

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had A Brain"

Original Performer:

The Scarecrow In The Wizard Of Oz

Parody Song Title:

"If I Only Had A Brain. The Bush Remix."

Parody Written by:

Jeff Wilder

The Lyrics

White House Press Secretary: Ladies and gentlemen. George W. Bush.
Bush: I could while away the hours
In my power driven towers
Being head of state and main
Instead I drop the napalm
Maybe I'll drop an A-bomb
If I only had a brain

I'd unravel every riddle
Such as where did Saddamy hiddle
The WMDs

With the thoughts I'd be thinkin
I could be the next Abe Lincoln
If I only had a brain

Oh I could tell you why
I started this unnecessary war
I could think of things I'd never thunk before
Such as why I should've voted for Gore!

I would not be a bran muffin
A turkey full of stuffin
Or more likely champagne
I would be even more scary
Of my dictatorial powers you should be wary
But I don't need no brain. (Spoken) Now watch this drive.

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Abe - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
If you use a line directly from the original, e.g., "...Lincoln", it's probably best to put it in a different context, or somehow make a joke of how you're using it.
Michael Pacholek - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Bush has no brain, he has no heart, and he has no courage. So let's send him home.
Graziella - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
That's hilarious. You're completely right, Michael. "SEND HIM HOME!"
clara - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
good

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