Has my new broadband gone AOL
Wearing my stockings so hot as cold
We are the AOL
Our lies full of great
Everything ends just like I don't
Wishin' me good that day
Wearin' me alright as nice

Tweeting and Facebooking
Now you must fly
You're breaking the AOL
(It won't do you no good)
Pausing and turning
You must not bite
You're having a laugh
(it must rhyme the same)

My old school friends had a Mac That was when Napster arrived I was at school, acting like 69
We're too old for sillyness now We're wasn't Nick Grimshaw then
Lookin' so hot that year
Learning to fly, Foo Fight

Reading and texting
But now you must dance
You're breaking the AOL
(It is very much old skool now)
Playing and snogging
My freedom is right
You're breaking the AOL
(I am from Sunderland)

Tweeting and twerking
Now it's died a death
You're breaking the AOL
(I am from Sunderland)

Twerking and tweeting
But now I'll must I Robot
You're breaking the AOL
(I am from Pontypridd)

Rhyming and stealing
But now I must delete
You're breaking the AOL
(Please don't play with toys)