I was walking through the park, late last night
Other guys were pale and drawn, it was fright
I just had to get home fast, to she who must be obeyed
Because her temper it would be frayed

Put my arms around her waist, held her tight
But my breath's what she could taste, she said goodnight
Least she didn't say "goodbye, from she who must be obeyed"
I couldn't hide the bloodshot in my eyes

Lost my keys and rang the bell, ' till I was sore
Then I realised that I, was next door
Woman there said "get yourself to she who must be obeyed"
So to my shock, I was on the wrong block

Rushed to our house with wings, on my feet
But she didn't think that I, was very sweet
She vowed that she would always be "she who must be obeyed"
All of our days, "she who must be obeyed"