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Song Parodies -> "500 Years"

Original Song Title:

"500 Miles (I'm Gonna Be)"

Original Performer:

The Proclaimers

Parody Song Title:

"500 Years"

Parody Written by:

Smellie Ellie

The Lyrics

I just thought with David being Scottish and all that you know
When he wakes up yeah he knows he's gonna be
He's gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When he flys out yeah he knows he's gonna be
He's gonna be the man who flies along with you

If he gets drunk yes he knows he's gonna be
He's gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if he havers yeah he knows he's gonna be
He's gonna be the man who's havering to you

But he would travel 500 years
And he would travel 500 more
Just to be the guy who travelled 1,000 years
To leave you at your door

When he's fighting yes he knows he's gonna be
He's gonna be the man who's fighting hard for you
And when the dalek comes in for the world today
He'll pass almost every weapon on to you

But he would travel 500 years
And he would travel 500 more
Just to be the guy who travelled 1,000 years
To leave you at your door
( sha la la la)

When he's lonely well we know he's gonna be
He's gonna be the man whose lonely without you
When we watch him well we know we're gonna watch
It's gonna feel a bit weirder without you.

Now when he flies out yeah we know he's gonna think
He's gonna think about the time he had with you
When you come home yes we know you're gonna think,
You're gonna, think about the time you had with him
You're gonna think about the places you went with him

But he would travel 500 years
And he would travel 500 more
Just to be the guy who travelled 1,000 years
To leave you at your door

But he would travel 500 years
And he would travel 500 more
Just to be the guy who travelled 1,000 years
To leave you at your door

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