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Song Parodies -> "Born This Date"

Original Song Title:

"Born Too Late"

Original Performer:

The Poni-Tails

Parody Song Title:

"Born This Date"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

"Born This Date"

Born this date (3/24)
and one year more I'll aggregate, but I'm not late ...
glad to see this date.

Born this date in St. Loo-ee, MO,
(state-mate of late great unshod Joe), couldn’t wait
until ’48 ...

This date, 1947,
my mom did celebrate
to have her belly “unleavened”
and to shed a half-stone of weight,

for I was

born this date as were Houdini,
Norman Fell, and Steve McQueen. We can’t o’errate
this very august date.

Born this date … Who cares? Well, I do,
and, dear readers, I invite you to create
a “Happy Birthday!” spa-a-a-a-ate.

Say “Happy Birthday, mate!”

Don’t wait!
© Stan Hall

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Guy - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Happy BD -Stan. My wife's father was born this date and she was born this date tomorrow. Hope you have a very pleasant day.
Jason - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Happy Birthday! May the soul of the annual age-rise be with you!
alvin - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
happy birthday stan....knew about houdini, but not the others
2Eagle - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
I was surprised that anyone still remembered that old song - August 1958. Mazel tov, Stan.
Stan - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Grazie, tutti, per gli auguri di buon compleanno!
2Eeagle -- this OS has been floating around in my head awaiting other use since my "Porn at 8:00" submission couple weeks ago didn't make survive teh censorial guillotine. TUrned out to be just the thing for this.
Guy -- happy birthday to your dad-in-law, then, and to your wife tomorrow.
Guy - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Fo my dad-in law he passed about a year before I met my wife. We still like to remember birthdays here just the same. Thanks.
AFW - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Birthday greetings to you.....today is also the birth of this fine parody
LadyScorpio - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Happy birthday to your dear departed Dad-in-Law, as well as to Mrs Guy, ~Lady Aries~ . . .
Guy - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
My thanks to M'Lady. I shall tell my better half of your best wishes for her.
Stan - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
2Eagle -- it occurs to me that the specificity with which you see to remember this old tune suggests you've a strong and specific (and, I hope, positive) memory associated with it. Do tell all ... maybe in a relyricked tune! :-)

(I wish I had a dime for every time during kidhood I cursed what seemed my born-too-late fate. I guess I should be glad that now in my dotage I'm not constantly cursing a born-too-soon fate. OTOH, that may simply be the evidence that I'm in my dotage.) :-)
Invisible Boy - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
A belated Happy Birthday to you Stan.
My research indicates that you also share your birthday with Fatty Arbuckle, Bob Mackie and Star Jones(among others).

How closely do you fit your astrological profile ? Aries.
Invisible Boy - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Sorry...I tried to post a link but it didn't work :-(
Stan - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Merci, IB. Yeah, a little looking turns up a lot of 3/24-ers, tho' I've never ranked alleged child-molester Arbuckle among the most boastable of the lot. :-)
As for astrological aptness, I probably fit my sign as well as anyone does his/hers, given the wiggle room the profiles always include. Actually, I kind'a prefer the Chinese version, which makes me a fire-pig. Pigs have always been a personal favorite, both on the hoof and on the platter, and a bit of fire exposure is best before one appears in the latter circumstance. :-)

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