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Song Parodies -> "Heidi's Saga #4: Every Breath I Take"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath you Take"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Heidi's Saga #4: Every Breath I Take"

Parody Written by:

Necrotoxen666

The Lyrics

Every breath I take
Is with every move you make,
Every one you save, every vamp you stake,
I'll be watching you.

Every single day
I watch you on your way.
Every one you save, every night you slay
I'll be watching you.

Oh, can't you see
You belong to me.
How my poor heart aches
With every vamp you stake
Every move you make
Every bone you break.
Every vile you break, every vamp you stake
I'll be watching you.

Since you've been gone I've been lost without a trace
I dream at night, I can only see your face.
I walk around, and it's you I see every place.
I feel alone, and I long for your embrace.
I keep crying Buffy, Buffy please.

Oh, can't you see
You belong to me.
How my poor heart aches
With every vamp you stake
Every move you make
Every vile you break.
Every bone you break, every vamp you stake
I'll be watching you.
Every one you save, every vamp you stake,
I'll be watching you.

I'll be watching you.

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