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Song Parodies -> "The Halo Lament"

Original Song Title:

"Beep Beep"

Original Performer:

The Playmates

Parody Song Title:

"The Halo Lament"

Parody Written by:

John Moralis

The Lyrics

Based on a true story. *sigh* For those who don't know what Halo 2 is, it's an Xbox game able to be played online. For those who DO play Halo 2, this takes place in the ice level - I forget what its name is at the time. Lockout? Lockdown? Something like that. And before you ask, yes, I am a geek/nerd/dweeb. Whichever derogatory term you like.NOTE: This starts out being said very slowly, and picks up speed.
While playing online Halo 2,
Master Chief got shot.

When I came back to life, he killed me again
And annoyed me quite a lot.

I guess he had some sort of grudge against me,
Cause it happened several times more. (BANG BANG!)
He got the rest of my team and I realized
as I hit the floor:

He cheats!
He cheats!
The stupid hacker cheats!

I began to use my cover well
To hide from this great shot.

But even from behind a wall
A bullet was all I got.

That proved that he was using some kind of cheat
(what bullet can go through a wall?)
I'll have to try and get him first
before he makes me fall.

He cheats!
He cheats!
I can't believe he cheats!

I infiltrated Cheater's base
and hunted for the cad.

But I couldn't find him -
I realized I'd been had!

So I turned around and there he was
With a pistol in my face.
I stood stock still and then he paused -
Reloading, just in case.

He cheats!
He cheats!
He simply can't be beat!

Suddenly I broke away
and ran to escape his wrath!

But he took a shortcut
and jumped right in my path!

I looked around but to my dismay
There was nowhere left to run!
As he carefully aimed right at me
I figured I was done.

He cheats!
He cheats!
I'm on the edge of my seat!

Now I'm up against the wall
I guess this is the end!

As he points the gun at me
I call out for my friends!

But he hasn't yet fired
I wonder what he's done?
He says, "Hey what is the button that
Makes you fire your gun?"
Halo 2 belongs to Bungie Studios, not me.

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