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Song Parodies -> "Bush Gets Up My Nose"

Original Song Title:

"Smoke Gets In Your Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Platters

Parody Song Title:

"Bush Gets Up My Nose"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

They asked him how he knew
'telligence was true
Oh, he of course replied
Saddam tried to hide
That can't be denied

He said someday you'll find
Weapons hid behind
Oh, some deserted bush...
But the feeling grows
Bush gets up my nose

So we fought them and we duly won
To think some could doubt that we'd got
To invade, now how we're dismayed
We still ain't found a lot (ain't found a lot)

Now inquiry must decide
If George Dubya lied
Oh, so I smile and say
That I can disclose
Bush gets up my nose
Bush gets up my nose
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alvin rhodes - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
not bad at all...at first i thought this song was about something else
Michael Pacholek - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
With Bush, the problem isn't what's up YOUR nose...
Johnny D - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, it could have been about something else, couldn't it? .... 5's for the innuendo.
Phil Alexander - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
You dirty little old men... what a bunch of cunning linguists you must be to think I was talking about a different kind of bush... sort of:
I asked you what to do
Can I play with you
Oh, for play had just begun
Now there's something on
The tip of my tongue
...d'you think that's circumlocutary enough?
Bob Gomez - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, that's quite enough beating around the bush. Now let's go out there and beat the Bushies! d;:^)
Jack Wilson - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Great job, phil! 5's
Mr X - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Perfect score!!
Know 1 can hear you dream - February 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Iīm not defending Bush & Blair here but isnīt the fact that no WMDs have been found the ultimate proof that they really did expect to find some? With all those "spin" resources it could easily have been faked that they had found ones imported from North Korea or something like that, etc.

Note to self: Maybe itīs time to cut down on the X-Files eppy consumtion. :-)

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