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Song Parodies -> "When I Hog Fat Render"

Original Song Title:

"The Great Pretender"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Platters

Parody Song Title:

"When I Hog Fat Render"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Oh yes, when I hog fat render
I'm rendering bacon fat
It isn't hard
To create great lard
Be careful, don't let the oil splat

Oh yes, you can hog fat render
Finesse, that is all that it takes
When bacon fries
Just as you surmise
It leaves you with rich lardy cakes

My job makes me throb with euphoria
I work all around, the best diners in town

Oh yes, let us hog fat render
Together we'll render a load
But just don't fry
With the heat too high
It's bad if the kitchen explodes

They say I'm "all that", when I'm rendering fat

Oh yes, when I hog fat render
I'm wary and always on guard
It looks outre'
On your resume
To leave the place smoking and charred

I'm rendering fat...
I'm rendering fat into lard

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alvin - October 21, 2011 - Report this comment
gotta love it.......hot fat served up on some platters
John Barry - October 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Put some bacon on those Platters!
Rob Arndt - October 21, 2011 - Report this comment
This reminds me of when O was growing up and mom both used Crisco lard to cook with (just gross) and also told us that all fat grease must be collected in a coffee can under the sink so that it wouldn't go down the drain and clog the pipes. I hated that and got caught so many times poiring the grease down the drain for a beating!!! Yet in the South, those folks just love to cook with lard and make some of the greasiest food around!!!
Porfle Popnecker - October 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments! My grandma had one of those coffee cans.

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