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Song Parodies -> "The Great Deep Ender"

Original Song Title:

"The Great Pretender"

Original Performer:

The Platters

Parody Song Title:

"The Great Deep Ender"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Oh yes, I'm The Great Deep Ender (ooh,ooh)
I'm great on that side of the pool (ooh,ooh)
My dives are slick, an olympic pick
Those bikini babes think I'm cool..

Oh yes, I'm The Great Deep Ender (ooh,ooh)
I show off my rippled physique (ooh,ooh)
So strong and stout, but before work outs,
Weighed ninety nine pounds, wussy weak!

I pose, giving shows, with my sculptured butt,
Love to hear 'ah's and 'oh's,
While I swagger and strut..

Yes, I was The Great Deep ender (ooh,ooh)
Till one dive went terribly wrong (ooh, ooh)
I landed hard, got saved by the guard
It knocked the sock out of my thong,
Now humility is my song...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Johnny D - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
If you were expecting another Sharon Stone joke, please insert your own here:


Great parody, BTW ... all 3 of yours today are good fun, AFW, well done!
John Barry - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Fives for that dive.
AFW - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks again, J & J
alvin rhodes - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
quite a trilogy....5s
Adagio - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, I was expecting this to be about football (got the term right?) and I'd have to bow out, but luckily it was another funny one!! :)
MasonR - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
You made quite a splash here today--like a STONE hitting the water! 555
AFW - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin...And Adagio...That's another idea..never thought of that..guess every title can have a domino effect with ideas...And thanks, MasonR...Clever comment.

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