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Song Parodies -> "The Great Pee Tender"

Original Song Title:

"The Great Pretender"

Original Performer:

The Platters

Parody Song Title:

"The Great Pee Tender"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Oh yes, They're The Great Pee Tenders, (ooh,ooh)
Depends that fit like a shell, (ooh,ooh)
My need is such, lose control too much,
(Now) I'm peeing, but no one can tell

I'm wearing The Great Pee Tender, (ooh,ooh)
Adrift on a sea of my own, (ooh,ooh)
No need to aim, and I feel no shame,
I sit like a King on my throne...

I used to be leaky with lots of drips,
But now, I can bow,
Thanks to waterproof hips..

Oh yes, They're The Great Pee Tenders, (ooh,ooh)
Safe laughing, or playing the Clown,
No streams from me, staying dry you see,
Folks near, never hear splashing sounds..
Pee Tenders, I'm wearing around

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Johnny D - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Yel-lowww, is anybody Stone? Oh, hi, Sharon.
John Barry - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Though it was going to be about toilet attendants. 5s.
AFW - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny, and John....Ya' got another angle their, John...toilet attdnts..never thought of that....
alvin rhodes - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
i got very absorbed in this one...5s
Adagio - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
AFW - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin and Adagio

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