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Song Parodies -> "I Am A Sweaty Teenager With Pimples, Zits, and Nose-Oil (Fixed Artist)"
Original Song Title:
"I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General"
Original Performer:
The Pirates Of Penzance
Parody Song Title:
"I Am A Sweaty Teenager With Pimples, Zits, and Nose-Oil (Fixed Artist)"
Parody Written by:
DJ Blaze
The Lyrics
My previous upload of this one had yours truly as the author of the OS, when it was really from The Pirates Of Penzance. I shall endure the rain of a thousand flames for this. Here's the re-upload that credits the original artist.
(Sung by DJ Blaze)
I am a sweaty teenager with pimples, zits, and nose-oil
I wash it with some Clean And Clear but yet it still remains awful
I wipe the sweat right off my face each time I work out during school
I use astringent after that, but still my skin is acne-ful
I think it's so annoying that my face is filled with bumps pus-ful
To wipe out all the acne on my face would be a miracle
About each time I pop them they will just spew out some sick'ning juice
(Music stops, spoken)
No! I won't pop it, for the last time!
(Music begins again)
With many evil bumps, my face, can't we just call an ending truce?
(Sung by pimples)
We'll never leave your face without a fight, so put that gel to use!
We'll never leave your face without a fight, so put that gel to use!
We'll never leave your face without a fight, so put that gel to useful use!
(Sung by DJ Blaze)
I play a lot of DDR, no wonder you are popping up
I sweat a lot from Max 300*, pimples drink it till they pop
In short, I'm grieved by all this acne making me non-beautiful
I am a sweaty teenager with pimples, zits, and nose-oil
(Sung by pimples)
In short, he's grieved by all this acne making him non-beautiful
He is a sweaty teenager with pimples, zits, and nose-oil
(Sung by DJ Blaze)
I know it comes from neglecting my hygiene when I'm waking up
I going straight to breakfast without washing up, they're making pus
So here's an anthem for the acne, cause they're horrible spammers
If my face ever clears up, then I'll praise the Lord miraculous!
I can tell a hunker from a small one just by looking at their heads
I know they're never merciful, that's just the part that I most dread
And I can tell they want a fight, because they shield my Persa-Gel
(Music stops, spoken)
No, very bad! This sucks!
(Music starts again)
I'm bursting all the bumps, because I really cannot take much more!
(Sung by pimples)
He's bursting all us bumps, watch out! He's squeezing each one, very poor!
He's bursting all us bumps, watch out! He's squeezing each one, very poor!
He's bursting all us bumps, watch out! He's squeezing each one, very very poor!
(Sung by DJ Blaze)
Then I can go to public school without a laughing student horde
And study ev'ry subject without acne growing more and more
But that is just a dream I'm dreaming, even though it's beautiful
I'm still a sweaty teenager with pimples, zits, and nose-oil
(Sung by pimples)
But that is just a dream he's dreaming, we don't think it's beautiful
He's still a sweaty teenager with pimples, zits, and nose-oil
(Sung by DJ Blaze)
The day will come when scientists will find a cure for pimple-in'
Then I will smile wide, hurrah, no acne, only dimple-in'
This facial problem's making me quite angry, like a maniac
I think by now it's time to plan a facial wash and rinse attack
I feel so bad when rivals at my school shall start their shunnery
I'm angry as Sir Hamlet, I'll shout "GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!!!**"
But that's another scheme I made up to devise a strategy
To get the stupid zits and nose-oil to run away from me
(Sung by pimples)
We're aren't stupid, and we'll never try to run away, you creep!
We're aren't stupid, and we'll never try to run away, you creep!
We're aren't stupid, and we'll never try to run away, you nagging creep!
(Sung by DJ Blaze)
Though I'm great at brushing all my teeth, I am an ace at dentistry
I'm still a hopeless n00b when it comes to my problem of acne
To end, I'm really ticked by acne making me non-beautiful
I am a sweaty teenager with pimples, zits, and nose-oil
(Sung by pimples)
To end, he's really ticked by acne making him non-beautiful
He'll always be a sweaty teen with pimples, zits, and nose-oil!
(Spoken by me at the end while scrubbing face vigorously)
WHY WON'T YOU DIE!!!???????
I am a sweaty teenager with pimples, zits, and nose-oil
I wash it with some Clean And Clear but yet it still remains awful
I wipe the sweat right off my face each time I work out during school
I use astringent after that, but still my skin is acne-ful
I think it's so annoying that my face is filled with bumps pus-ful
To wipe out all the acne on my face would be a miracle
About each time I pop them they will just spew out some sick'ning juice
(Music stops, spoken)
No! I won't pop it, for the last time!
(Music begins again)
With many evil bumps, my face, can't we just call an ending truce?
(Sung by pimples)
We'll never leave your face without a fight, so put that gel to use!
We'll never leave your face without a fight, so put that gel to use!
We'll never leave your face without a fight, so put that gel to useful use!
(Sung by DJ Blaze)
I play a lot of DDR, no wonder you are popping up
I sweat a lot from Max 300*, pimples drink it till they pop
In short, I'm grieved by all this acne making me non-beautiful
I am a sweaty teenager with pimples, zits, and nose-oil
(Sung by pimples)
In short, he's grieved by all this acne making him non-beautiful
He is a sweaty teenager with pimples, zits, and nose-oil
(Sung by DJ Blaze)
I know it comes from neglecting my hygiene when I'm waking up
I going straight to breakfast without washing up, they're making pus
So here's an anthem for the acne, cause they're horrible spammers
If my face ever clears up, then I'll praise the Lord miraculous!
I can tell a hunker from a small one just by looking at their heads
I know they're never merciful, that's just the part that I most dread
And I can tell they want a fight, because they shield my Persa-Gel
(Music stops, spoken)
No, very bad! This sucks!
(Music starts again)
I'm bursting all the bumps, because I really cannot take much more!
(Sung by pimples)
He's bursting all us bumps, watch out! He's squeezing each one, very poor!
He's bursting all us bumps, watch out! He's squeezing each one, very poor!
He's bursting all us bumps, watch out! He's squeezing each one, very very poor!
(Sung by DJ Blaze)
Then I can go to public school without a laughing student horde
And study ev'ry subject without acne growing more and more
But that is just a dream I'm dreaming, even though it's beautiful
I'm still a sweaty teenager with pimples, zits, and nose-oil
(Sung by pimples)
But that is just a dream he's dreaming, we don't think it's beautiful
He's still a sweaty teenager with pimples, zits, and nose-oil
(Sung by DJ Blaze)
The day will come when scientists will find a cure for pimple-in'
Then I will smile wide, hurrah, no acne, only dimple-in'
This facial problem's making me quite angry, like a maniac
I think by now it's time to plan a facial wash and rinse attack
I feel so bad when rivals at my school shall start their shunnery
I'm angry as Sir Hamlet, I'll shout "GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!!!**"
But that's another scheme I made up to devise a strategy
To get the stupid zits and nose-oil to run away from me
(Sung by pimples)
We're aren't stupid, and we'll never try to run away, you creep!
We're aren't stupid, and we'll never try to run away, you creep!
We're aren't stupid, and we'll never try to run away, you nagging creep!
(Sung by DJ Blaze)
Though I'm great at brushing all my teeth, I am an ace at dentistry
I'm still a hopeless n00b when it comes to my problem of acne
To end, I'm really ticked by acne making me non-beautiful
I am a sweaty teenager with pimples, zits, and nose-oil
(Sung by pimples)
To end, he's really ticked by acne making him non-beautiful
He'll always be a sweaty teen with pimples, zits, and nose-oil!
(Spoken by me at the end while scrubbing face vigorously)
WHY WON'T YOU DIE!!!???????
BTW, this is my August SOTM entry.
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A few glitches in rhyme ("spammers?"), and I like to go for the extra points by rhyming the entire verse instead of just couplets, and also by varying the three-line choruses while still rhyming them. (I've done it twice in the last three weeks or so, and four times in total; no plugs, but I think you know how to find them, should you wish.)
So, not exactly the acne ("acme", hehe) of its genre, but for being here only three months, a very worthwhile effort despite the minor zits. Will spot (haha) you a 555 for a very descriptive plaint, and GL in SOTM. (I'm not a registered voter, being a citizen of the sea.) ....ps: Vitamin A is supposed to be very good against acne.
So, not exactly the acne ("acme", hehe) of its genre, but for being here only three months, a very worthwhile effort despite the minor zits. Will spot (haha) you a 555 for a very descriptive plaint, and GL in SOTM. (I'm not a registered voter, being a citizen of the sea.) ....ps: Vitamin A is supposed to be very good against acne.
Thanks, TT! I agree it was a worthwhile effort, but hey, this song is tough! And I'll take your advice on Vitamin A.
DJ - I know this is a re-post because of the error you made in the OS performer block yesterday so here is a re-post of my comment from yesterday.
DJ - Way to pimp a parody. Sounds like you need a lunar sander to get at those craters. This parody is really comical - You're such a pimpleton. =;-) That zit - take 5.
DJ - Way to pimp a parody. Sounds like you need a lunar sander to get at those craters. This parody is really comical - You're such a pimpleton. =;-) That zit - take 5.
Not only swallowed, but in creams containing Tretiinoin, which contains retinoic acid, the acidic form of Vit A. Wikipedia has more info on Tretinoin, and I AM NOT A DOCTOR, so ask your doctor about it. Also, the myths are true -- cleaning up your diet (less chocolate, greasy and fried food and other junk, more fresh veggies, fruit, etc) do help, or at least, did for me at that stage. Hang in there, and don't pop 'em, as much fun as it is -- might leave a scar. Enjoy the other aspects of youth while you can -- I'd love to go back to that time, zits and all :)
Guy: Thanks! And I'll stop making mistakes like this. TT: If there's one thing I can clean from my diet, it's peanut butter and fast food. Thanks for the help.
Great effort on this, DJ. It "drips" of creativity(SOTM)
Apply to your forehead...
Thanks to Mark and Max Power!
SOTM = Spots Of The Month?
After gagging, I gave you 5,5,5! Gloriously disgusting and I love that the zits get to sing too!
(SOTM-Sep-09)
Caleb - See my comments above - I tried to come up with something better for your SOTM entry comment but I could not out-do myself. This is one of the better MG songs I've ran across and you did well with it. I'm impressed with this because it took me years to attempt to do this OS and it turned out to be the longest write I had ever done - 3 1/2 days as I recall and that was done before I even knew about the "Big 7".
Caleb - See my comments above - I tried to come up with something better for your SOTM entry comment but I could not out-do myself. This is one of the better MG songs I've ran across and you did well with it. I'm impressed with this because it took me years to attempt to do this OS and it turned out to be the longest write I had ever done - 3 1/2 days as I recall and that was done before I even knew about the "Big 7".
(SOTM) Barring the pacing mishap in the title line (unless I'm somehow mispronouncing 'nose-oil'), this was a very original and well sone parody of one of the Big 3. 555 for you, sir!
SOTM...faced with many other teen issues, (angst, unrequited love, bad fashion choices, huge glasses) I was mercifully spared the bad skin curse. I sympathize, though...whether this is autobiographical or not. =)
Thanks to all! And Arwen.... huge glasses a problem? Wow, some people get all the luck. Yes, this was sort of autobiographical, although my skin problem is solved now.
Bad, bad memories of high school! Go away! AHHHH! Singing pimples? As if my nightmare couldn't get worse! I'm going to have to buy some jars of oxyclean now at the $5.55 store!
I remember pondering a comment and not leaving it first time around.. it's a fun sort of idea for a M-G parody, but this didn't really do it for me: a bit weak on the tri-syllable rhymes this one really needs, and to be honest the subject matter got a bit wearing by the end.
We've all been down that road before. In High School I also didn't have skin issues except for breaking out now and again, but I was overweight (still am) with huge glasses (still wear them) but now I've come up grips with myself that I'm super friggen sexy so all those people in High School can suck it.
Thanks to Medemia, Phil, and Matthias!
Probably my favorite from you so far. Take 3 well deserved 5s, and some Oxy pads. ;]
(artistry)Yeah, I'm, with Tommy Turtle and bobpie on the technical issues. You did 15 syllables in your title when there should have been 16. But eh...like TT said, not bad for 3 months in. Who am i to ruin a 555 streak?
(Artistry)
Can't believe I didn't comment on this before-- I remember voting! Still as entertaining now as it was then :)
Can't believe I didn't comment on this before-- I remember voting! Still as entertaining now as it was then :)
Excellent job! Never heard the original song, but this was amazing!
Artistry-60
DJ - See my other two comments above - I still think this is a great MG write.
DJ - See my other two comments above - I still think this is a great MG write.
See above my nerdy friend
(Artistry) See above!
It's a decent write, though pimples and zits are the same thing, and nose oil is related. . but I digress, still an accurate representation
(Artistry) You have the "acne zits from hell" (shameless self plug). Thanks (?) for the memories. :-)
This has to be at least the 8th time I've seen this parody and my opinion of this song and myself hasn't changed much at all.
ABC This one always 'pops" up good!!
ABC: See above, still great work!
(ABC I/J) Even as an adult I still get acne. I had to go see my dermatologist for that. The only skin issue I have are mosquito bites. They are the worst. Clearing up 555 zits with some Clearasil! Still enjoyed your parody that made me 'break out' with laughter!
(ABC-IJ) See above...again!
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