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Song Parodies -> "Hell's Angels (Revised)"

Original Song Title:

"Earth Angel"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Penguins

Parody Song Title:

"Hell's Angels (Revised)"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

I originally did this song back when I was new to the site in 2005 and now I decided to revise it for the Ages of Amiright Cultures and Lifestyles round seeing that being a biker is a lifestyle.
(Background: “Vroom, Vroomedy Vroom… Squeal… Vroom Vroomedy Vroom”)

Hell’s Angels
Hell’s Angels
Trashed on cheap wine
Harleys in gear
Living lives of crime
Highways they rule
Drug mules and bikers too

These A-Holes
Hell’s Angels
They’re hard to ignore
Not very clever and bash through doors
Act rather cruel
From school they dropped out dude

I joined your crew and it blew
Delusions of motorcycle quests
Instead I’m afraid, I’ll use blades
In bar fights instead of leaving tips

Hell’s Angels
Hell’s Angels
You’re such swine
Now I’m in fear
You’ll make me a mime
No tongue to drool
You fools chopped it in two

I need some booze and black boots
Revisions of my clothes, leather’s best
Found there’s no way to leave gangs
Lifelong decision till prison, bike crash or death

Oh no, no, no!

Hell’s Angels
Hell’s Angels
Hear me whine
Wasted on beer
They all act like slime
Please take my jewels
Refuse to ride with you!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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Mark Scotti - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
The revision took well, for "hell'! 5 angels!!!
Andy Primus - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Very funny - Especially liked the "lifelong decision till prison" line. I've been a biker since the late 70's but I've never had anything to do with any of the patch clubs
John Barry - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Especially liked the "mime" verse.
PMS - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Hellaciously hilarious
Below Average Dave - April 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Improved over the original, and it is a life style, good parody Matty, of course I'll leave a more in depth review during the comp this was intended for though;)
Michael Pacholek - April 22, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody goes "VROOOOOM!" (Note the 5 O's.)
Melanie Lee - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages) Maybe you'd better "hope and pray" that the Hell's Angels never find this parody! Good stuff: I liked how you matched the OS' vowel sounds. A little ragged in pacing the bridges. 5-5-5 and vroom-vroom-vroom!
bobpiecheese - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages2) I can honestly say that I've never seen a bikie in my life - maybe they're rare Down Under? Whatever. 555 for you, sir!
Below Average Dave - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
I agree with Melanie, hopefully "Hell's Angels" don't find this parody, because they are a scary gang.. .something about this topic to a 50s song is funny all on it's on. Only one question, what the heck did the mime have to do with anything? (I think my South Park project may be having a bad influence on you with random characters :P)
Matthias - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Dave: It makes sense if you insert the next line. I was worried that they'll cut out my tongue... Because the Hell's Angels are a pretty tough gang like that.
Arwen - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
AGES...this was fun, Matty. I do like that you paired such a soft and serene OS with such a grisly topic. =)
Invisible Boy - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
I liked the idea Matty. I also agree that the Hell's Angels are a scary bunch who take what they do (or don't do) waaaay too seriously...my v-word is "AXX"...I hope not a harbinger of things to come
Jeff Reuben - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Great title sub. I can't imagine them drinking wine, even if it's cheap (they're beer men...or hard liquor), but the line fit. Funny juxtaposition.
Glen S - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Why the tongue, you damn dirty angels? Well done Matt, I had forgotten about this song's inclusion in 'Back to the Future', which is odd I know, but true. Watch out for those shady bars.

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