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Song Parodies -> "Donna, My Iguana"

Original Song Title:

"Gary, Indiana"

Original Performer:

The Music Man

Parody Song Title:

"Donna, My Iguana"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Donna, my iguana
Eats the flora, fauna
Lounges in the sauna
She’s my scaly, porta friend

Donna, my iguana
Smokes the marijuana
Listens to Madonna
Puffs the herb and says eh-men.

She’s the type who loves an intimate conversation
As she munches on the delicate vegetation
She will play guitar, a rhapsody revelation

Hear her strum sublime
See her claws keep time.

Donna, my iguana
Loves to drive her Honda
Down to Texarkana, Dallas, Tex, Grand Forks, and Nome

And
Donna, my iguana
Dates an anaconda
Texts her friend, Rolanda
From phone with Chrome.

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Porfle Popnecker - March 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Even Marian the librarian should like this one!
Dave W. - March 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Iguana see her drive a Honda.......excellent rhymage all way arounda
AFW - March 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Very sing-songy title...nicely written..glad to see someone else doing "Music Man" songs...done a few, myself
WarrenB - March 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone. AFW, I think you've given me an idea for 76 Trombones.

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