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Song Parodies -> "Meet the (Divorce) Lawyers"
Original Song Title:
"Meet the Flintstones"
Original Performer:
Theme Song
Parody Song Title:
"Meet the (Divorce) Lawyers"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Here we go again: This parody is a follow up to "Meet the Parents" (URL as above, but with "themesong19") and "Meet the (Wedding) Planner" (URL as above, but with "themesong23")
And yes, observant readers will notice once again that, still in the spirit of artistic licence and instead of following slavishly to TOS's AAA + AAA, I'm rhyming AAB + AAB over the last three lines of each verse.
And yes, observant readers will notice once again that, still in the spirit of artistic licence and instead of following slavishly to TOS's AAA + AAA, I'm rhyming AAB + AAB over the last three lines of each verse.
Lawyers
Meet the Lawyers
Of your once so lovely bride-to-be
Now she's a Shrewsaurus
Quarter pounder full of agony
So you, scored a little on the side!
But what 'bout the pool boy, did she lie?
When you meet her lawyers
Bring an antidote to vipers
They're verbal vipers
Let patience be enforced
Lawyers
Meet the Lawyers
They're the Spanish Inquisition 2
They will find your ad hoc
purse and College Fund down in Peru
So your secretary's been knocked up!
But what 'bout her love handles, they flap!
When you meet her lawyers
You will lose the house and savings
Get barlike ravings
And then you'll be divorced!
Meet the Lawyers
Of your once so lovely bride-to-be
Now she's a Shrewsaurus
Quarter pounder full of agony
So you, scored a little on the side!
But what 'bout the pool boy, did she lie?
When you meet her lawyers
Bring an antidote to vipers
They're verbal vipers
Let patience be enforced
Lawyers
Meet the Lawyers
They're the Spanish Inquisition 2
They will find your ad hoc
purse and College Fund down in Peru
So your secretary's been knocked up!
But what 'bout her love handles, they flap!
When you meet her lawyers
You will lose the house and savings
Get barlike ravings
And then you'll be divorced!
© Peter Andersson.
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I think you've written the story of my life...good work, your parody...not my life...5's
what's the definition of a lawyer? a nice jewish boy who can't stand the sight of blood
flows brilliantly, Peter - love it - 555 - the AAB/AAB works fine (better than the OS in fact), as the AAA/AAA of the original isn't really tight anyway
A pleasure to read, Peter. Very well written 555
5s here and your previous one, didn't leave a comment there.
Funny work, Peter :)
my batting average is hardly good today. Missed another good one. 555
Yabba dabba do!!! 5-5-5
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