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Song Parodies -> "Psycho Pan"
Original Song Title:
"Psycho Dad"
Original Performer:
Theme Song
Parody Song Title:
"Psycho Pan"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
If the wacko artist formerly referred to by himself as Peter Pan had been Married with Children he probably wouldn´t have had to walk in his own shoes right now. Oh wait, he is, well, I guess there´s no excuse then.
Who´s that running Neverland?
Who´s the one with a Sandman hand?
Who´s the man who waves his wand?
Psycho Pan, Psycho Pan, Psycho Pan!
He sleeps in a den
And he loves all men
At least until they´re reaching ten
Psycho Pan!
Are these kids in danger there?
From the one with the fairy wear?
´Cos he´s aroused by toy affairs!
Psycho Pan, Psycho Pan, Psycho Pan!
He´s quick to deny
But his brothers cry
Killed by rap so their wallets' dry
Psycho Pan!
Just minor touches or so we´re told
Dined some boys ´cos he´s out of gold
Wined´em good ´til he got a hold
Psycho Pan, Psycho Pan, Psycho Pan!
He´s smooth with the tail
But he´s not in jail
Spanked his monkey out on bail
Psycho Pan!
Who´s that wearing a mask in court?
Who´s lost nose never touched a snort?
Who´s the one with career abort?
Psycho Pan, Psycho Pan, Psycho Pan!
He´s a walking loon
That we all should moon
Never near kids it´ll be too soon
Psycho Pan!
Who´s the one with a Sandman hand?
Who´s the man who waves his wand?
Psycho Pan, Psycho Pan, Psycho Pan!
He sleeps in a den
And he loves all men
At least until they´re reaching ten
Psycho Pan!
Are these kids in danger there?
From the one with the fairy wear?
´Cos he´s aroused by toy affairs!
Psycho Pan, Psycho Pan, Psycho Pan!
He´s quick to deny
But his brothers cry
Killed by rap so their wallets' dry
Psycho Pan!
Just minor touches or so we´re told
Dined some boys ´cos he´s out of gold
Wined´em good ´til he got a hold
Psycho Pan, Psycho Pan, Psycho Pan!
He´s smooth with the tail
But he´s not in jail
Spanked his monkey out on bail
Psycho Pan!
Who´s that wearing a mask in court?
Who´s lost nose never touched a snort?
Who´s the one with career abort?
Psycho Pan, Psycho Pan, Psycho Pan!
He´s a walking loon
That we all should moon
Never near kids it´ll be too soon
Psycho Pan!
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Great job, K1chyd!
Thanx Melhi!
That was one of the dumbest things i've heard yet. What are you, 12???
Not any more...
It's cute. You need to have a sense of humor to enjoy this kind of stuff. Sorry Jeff, If you can't laugh at men in green tights chasing after little boys... well, you'd better stay out of California I guess. LOL
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