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Song Parodies -> "Hairzy Goats"

Original Song Title:

"Mairzy Doats"

Original Performer:

The Merry Macs

Parody Song Title:

"Hairzy Goats"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Neighbors think I'm nutty as a fruitcake
Night and day, I bam...
With a goat or lamb
I think they're pretty,
people think I'm crazy
Pretty crazy's what I am....

Ohhhhhhh.....

Hairzy Goats, get my devotes,
And little lambs, so jivey
I'm diddlin' quite a few, wouldn't you?

Ohhhhhhhhh......

Hairzy Goats, are my love boats,,
And little lambs, so jivey
I'm diddlin' quite a few, wouldn't you?

If these words sound queer and beasty to your ear
A little sick and perverty..
Dress Hairzy Goats in petticoats
And you'll find they're real purty !

Ohhhhhhhh......

Hairzy Goats, in petticoats
I love to watch 'em swirly
I'm diddlin' quite a few, wouldn't you?

Hairzy Goats give me high notes
They love just like a girly,
I'm diddlin' quite a few, wouldn't you?

I'm diddlin' quite a few, wouldn't you?

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MasonR - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
This was baaaaaaad. (In other words, it's good). 3 sheepish 5's!
alvin rhodes - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day
John Barry - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
No kidding, this is wonderfully funny.
Yoidy - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm feeling very sheepy. 555!
AFW - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks to Mason, alvin, John, and Yoidy
Below Average Dave - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Your wording is very creative and unique AFW. . ."Hairzy Goats, are my love boats,, And little lambs, so jivey" Sorry I'm so late with this comment, but I actually had to look up Jivey, a five letter word that stumped me, Oy Vey, anyway great as always, thanks for reading my Epic Craft parody. . .I appreciated the comment and figure I'd return the favor by reading your parody.
AFW - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, B.A.D.
Meriadoc - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
My mother always sang the OS, but not like this! ;-)

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