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Song Parodies -> "Saliva"

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Theme from TV show, "Bonanza"

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The Lyrics

Oh, where is your spit
When ya' need a lot of it, Saliva
Not a drop in the mouth
All there a drought
When we need wet..the most..
Desert rough,
Swallowing gets tough, Saliva
For that moment of dreading
Like, best man at the wedding
The bride and the groom to toast..

Cotton's high
And mouth won't fly
Nerves shut down the brain
Jaw and jerk,
When tongue don't work
The words might sound insane

Chuggin' more booze,
But, just makes you lose, Saliva
Where is that good grace..?
Sweaty hands and face
Wishin' you were a ghost..

Watch your watch,
You must not botch,
Rehearsed chosen line
Inhale breath,
It's not death
Relax, you'll be fine..
Lick your lips..
Maybe get a couple drips, Saliva
Flash a smile, try to cope,
Keep the faith and the hope
Act cool with that can of brew..

Beat the curse,
Tap a gland and disperse..Saliva
Stand up proud for your friends
Flip a lip..soon ends
Just do what ya' gotta' do..

Git some grit
And find your spit
Play deep breathing game
You're no wimp,
Let courage crimp
It's no time to be lame..

Stand and attack,
Hey, here it comes back, Saliva

"To the beautiful bride and groom..Let's all stand,
and drink a fine toast that the times demand
May great happiness they befall..
And thank God for all,
This Saliva...Saliva...Saliva..."

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

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alvin - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
spittin' out 5s for to sing along to
John Barry - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Some piece o' spit gave you 1s. Allow me to help compensate.
Stan Hall - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice bit o' Hossin' around with the OS, Li'l Joe. I Adamant about givin' tou 5s.
AFW - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, there..alvin, John, and Stan
Guy - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Loren Greene is spittin' in his grave over this. Shame on you for bashing such a wholesome TV show theme song. I do watch the old reruns that TV LAND offers up on this show on a regular basis. This had to be a toughie to do and you pulled it off quite nicely. Applause.
John Jenkins - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Wonderful conclusion - outstanding ode to a best man with a public speaking phobia.
AFW - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy, and John J.

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