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Song Parodies -> "Tony Danza"

Original Song Title:

"Bonanza"

Original Performer:

Theme from TV show

Parody Song Title:

"Tony Danza"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Nobody could moan
With a groan like Ol' Tony Danza
Tony D was the man
Apron proud he would stand
While opening cans a' peas..

Big Star as bright
As the sun glows at night - was Danza..
What a range of emotion,
Like Olivier's potion,
He could bring us all to our knees..

Wide smile cheeks
And black hair peaks,
Sweet as applesauce..
Fought fan mob
To do his job,
Each week on "Who's The Boss"

He'd whip that script,
And never loosely lipped - one stanza
That set'd just hum,
High drama came from,
Sit-com - designed to please..
(T. Danza)

Guitar solo

Male housekeep,
Though giant leap,
Tony filled the bill..
No one's touched
That orbit, yet
And they never will..

Here we have
All the meaning of extrava - ganza
Sweepin' up a floor,
Dustin' off a door,
And then washin' the dishes clean..

He could turn things bland,
Like a simple little chore, to - Grand-za
Rocket science aglow,
Makin' that Eighties show
Best one - TV's ever seen..

Wide smile cheeks,
And black hair peaks,
Sweet as applesauce
Domestic job,
Made hearts throb,
Each week on "Who's The Boss"

He'd eat up the script,
Never loosely lipped - one stanza..
No doldrums from
That eighties sitcom
Better than circus fleas..

No doldrums from that magic sitcom
More fun..than watchin' trees..

T. Danza, T. Danza, T. Danza

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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Porfle Popnecker - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment
I loved every stanza.
wildcard - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment
he he

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