You wanted to make some French toast
But found out you’re out of bread
You haven’t got milk or butter
And it’s filling you with dread
Just go and pick up your wallet
And make your way to my store
I’m sure you will soon be finding
The thing you are looking for

Buy it from me
Buy it from me
Donuts or cat food,
I am your best dude
Just wait and see
If you would like some soda pop
I have a place for you to shop
No need for crying
Come and start buying
Buy it from me

You ran out of wipes and diapers
You’re craving a lemonade
You want some food in a hurry
‘Cause your guests are throwing shade
Well, I might be your solution
Just run in and bring some dough
Then pick out the thing that you want
Pay for it and off you go

Buy it from me
Buy it from me
No day’s too busy
I don’t get dizzy
It gives me glee
You need a thing that you ain’t got?
Why don’t you give my store a shot?
Your needs I’m quelling
While I am selling
Buy it from me (Buy it from me)

Buy it from me (Buy it from me)
Do not be nervous
I’m at your service
And there’s AC (And there’s AC)
Buy something and be on your way
Then I hope you have a good day
I have what you need
Working with great speed
Buy it from me

No blues with the news
And ice is so nice
My cake is no fake
And mustard has spice
This cheese is a breeze
And fruit is a hoot
And juice is of use to you, yeah!
The bread keeps you fed
The wine is so fine
The cream is supreme
The eggs are divine
The grits and canned fish
Might just grant your wish
And I sell candy too

Yeah, buy it from me (Buy it from me)
Buy it from me (Buy it from me)
Just come ‘round here
And shop without fear
It’s easy, you’ll see (easy, you will see)
What do you want? Some milk and cheese?
I can provide that all with great ease
Give it a shot here
See what I’ve got here
Buy it from me
No need to sorrow
Wheedle or borrow
Buy it from me
Don’t you start fretting
Come and start getting
Everything you’d like
On foot or by bike
You just need to stop
Over at my shop
Buy it from me