A friend with fur
Sitting there across the way
Holding hands up 'sif to pray
That you'll give some food to her
But you cannot try
'Cause the lunch lady cries
Please do not
Feed the squirrels!
Yes, you want to
Lunch lady tells you not to
'Cause you'll get the rabies too
So just please don't you feed her
Don't give her bean curds
Not a single swirl, just don't you
Feed the squirrels

Sha la la la la la
My oh my
Don't you dare ask why
Just don't you feed the squirrels
Sha la la la la la
Squirrels are bad
They'll make you frothing mad
So please don't feed the squirrels

(Ah Oo-o-oh!)
She'll eat and gnaw you to the bone!

Now's your moment
Do not listen to that loon
Boy you better feed it soon
Before she can catch her
Kill your friend with fur
So slip her the swirl if you wanna feed the squirrels

Sha la la la la la
I know you care
But if you're caught you're dead
Hurry up, feed the squirrels!
Sha la la la la la
Go right now
Before lunch lady has a cow, you gotta
Feed that squirrel
(Ah Oo-o-oh!)
Sha la la la la la
Go on, and give her some Ding Dongs
You gotta, feed the squirrel
Sha la la la la
Maybe some Parfaits
Or a chunk of Payday
You gotta, feed that squirrel

You gotta (...fade...)