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Song Parodies -> "(Please Don't) Feed the Squirrel"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss the Girl"

Original Performer:

The Little Mermaid Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"(Please Don't) Feed the Squirrel"

Parody Written by:

Rice Cube & Watt Daddy

The Lyrics

This happened once while we were hanging out at lunch and a squirrel came up and I fed her Oreos...I think it was a she. Anyway the lunch lady in the cafe nearby ran out and yelled at us not to feed the squirrels. Ergo, the inspiration.
A friend with fur
Sitting there across the way
Holding hands up 'sif to pray
That you'll give some food to her
But you cannot try
'Cause the lunch lady cries
Please do not
Feed the squirrels!
Yes, you want to
Lunch lady tells you not to
'Cause you'll get the rabies too
So just please don't you feed her
Don't give her bean curds
Not a single swirl, just don't you
Feed the squirrels

Sha la la la la la
My oh my
Don't you dare ask why
Just don't you feed the squirrels
Sha la la la la la
Squirrels are bad
They'll make you frothing mad
So please don't feed the squirrels

(Ah Oo-o-oh!)
She'll eat and gnaw you to the bone!

Now's your moment
Do not listen to that loon
Boy you better feed it soon
Before she can catch her
Kill your friend with fur
So slip her the swirl if you wanna feed the squirrels

Sha la la la la la
I know you care
But if you're caught you're dead
Hurry up, feed the squirrels!
Sha la la la la la
Go right now
Before lunch lady has a cow, you gotta
Feed that squirrel
(Ah Oo-o-oh!)
Sha la la la la la
Go on, and give her some Ding Dongs
You gotta, feed the squirrel
Sha la la la la
Maybe some Parfaits
Or a chunk of Payday
You gotta, feed that squirrel

You gotta (...fade...)

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Total Votes: 32

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Klaire - February 24, 2003 - Report this comment
This is a really funny song. My favourite line is, "'Cause you'll get the rabies too." This really reminds me of the campus I used to go to; it had more squirrels than students! They would always pop out of the dumpster outside of Blimpie's with sandwiches, which were bigger than they were!
cheerleader - February 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I, too, got in trouble for feeding squirrels. I can totally relate to this-heeheee
Little Lion - March 03, 2003 - Report this comment
teehee! I got bitten by a squirrel even though i didn't feed it, i can relate
mike - March 26, 2003 - Report this comment
hahha wow thats prolly the greatest parody i've heard, thats brilliant. very funny. :)
Andrea Huckstep - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Back when I was little, I used to live in Rochester in Sterling Square. It was inadverdently nicknamed "Squirrel Square" because there were alot of squirrels roaming the place...
Monkeybone - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
i see a squirrel mind not hunt them and no eating them and no killing them
Phil Alexander - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Just caught Monkeybone's comment for this: one of those oddities in timing as I've just had an idea for this song, too. Nice job R&W :-)
Lover of Todd - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Aww, I loved this parody. Our chorus is singing Under the Sea, so we saw the movie today. This was so good.
Little-Squirrel-Bait - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment
I love squirrels, Raccoons & Chipmunks! Their God's 'cartoon' creatures!

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