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Song Parodies -> "Mend My PC"

Original Song Title:

"Under The Sea"

Original Performer:

The Little Mermaid - Sebastian

Parody Song Title:

"Mend My PC"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

De C drive it fills up faster
If you got ADSL
You downloading lots of good stuff
You downloading crap as well
You don't need all that you're keeping
But you still downloading more
The computer it stop working
That's when you knock at my door

Mend my PC, mend my PC
I is not joking, damn ting is broken
Fix it for me
Now it is saying lots of bull
What does it mean: my hard drive full
Here's what you do, mon - put in a new one
Mend my PC

You taken apart your hard disk
To see if dere's more free space
You lost de screws from de hard disk
Now it needs to be replace
De new one dey send it hard up
You do not know where to put
One day when de ting don't start up
De boot's on de other foot

Mend my PC, mend my PC
'Cause I'm unable to plug in a cable
Do it for me
Don't make me feel that I'm a jerk
Just mend my PC and make it work
I has been suckered - yes it is buggered
Mend my PC (mend my PC)
Mend my PC (mend my PC)
I have been striving to put a new drive in
So fruilessly (fruitlessly-ee-ee-ee)
Plug in de cable I got here
Dere on de table is your beer
Stop wit' your smirking - just get it working
Mend my PC

De hard disk it stop
De floppy disk flop
De cooling fan hot
De mem'ry forgot
De PCI fry
De CPU too
De mouse in de house it moan
De CD don't ROM
De cable is gone
De monitor dead
D drive lost his head
De sound card come out
De boot is kaputt
And oh, dat fuse has blown!

Yeah, mend my PC
Mend my PC
When the C-drive come back a-live
It's music to me (music is to me)
I hear dat spinning, whining sound
I know de hard disk going round
Turn de machine on - oh look de screen on
Mend my PC
Now it is booting - de 'puter's computing
Mend my PC
Now we is rocking, it's time to log in
Come on you loser, type in de user
Time to start cheering and go get the beer in
Mended PC

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Total Votes: 39

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Billy Florio - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil, that was excellent
neminem - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Agreed
Rice Cube - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
*Guffaw*
Wild Man - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done, superbly executed. I think your up for a Chalupa award.
Phil Alexander - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks... I even found a karaoke version of the original, and uploaded the mp3, too: it's here http://wave.prohosting.com/philsdd/philsparodies-mendmypc.mp3 - a bit rough round the edges, but not bad for twenty minutes ;-)

PS What's a Chalupa award? Something nice, I hope...
Meriadoc - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
"You downloading crap as well." Yeah. Like the Little Mermaid song so I can vote on this parody! Remind me to delete that later, okay, Phil? Excellent job. That list of bad parts near the end really made me laugh. :-D
Joelle - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
That was great! HAHAHAHA!
Claude Prez - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
When the "one guy" gives you threes, you know you're good. Great job!
Pat - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
That was so funny. :D
John Jenkins - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
A lot of good lines - I liked "De mem'ry forgot" best.
Guy DiRito - July 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil! Great one! Heck with the chulapas. This one is worth at least 5 [ ] s. Slow day on the enterprise was it Phil? Real genius.
Rock Princess - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
ROTFLMAO!!! Terrific!!! :D
Chuckobo - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
masterpiece... absolutely beautiful. *applaud* Disney needs to employ you. Now.
Guy DiRito - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil! Great one! Heck with the chulapas. This one is worth at least 5 [ ] s. Slow day on the enterprise was it Phil? Real genius. ``````````````` ````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` Oops - That blank in the brackets was suppossed to say `````````````` ````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` ALT CTRL DEL ```````````` This comment editor is LAME.
Phil - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone for the comments... must admit I get a real buzz from it :-)

Guy - the editor is "LAME"? Sounds like it ought to be a parody to "Fame"... or maybe an acronym ( Letters All Missing Editor, maybe)
Guy DiRito - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
So Phil, What do you think of using CTRL ALT DEL awards for computer related parodies instead of the chalupas or in addition to the chalupas? Such as I give you 5 ALT CTRL DELs for your parody.
Wild Man - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Looks like this could have something big, we can an AMIRIGHT Awards Show. Look that one up Chucky G. If American Idol, Survivor and Big Brother get ratings, surley AMIRIGHT would be a contender for the comedy channel, or Vh1 and Weird Al could HOST! Hey, we already have several writers recording their work, next a music video?
Chuckobo - July 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Whoever gave you those 3's Phil, well... Man they have bad taste. =D Keep up the good work, you're a champion.
ArK.Icecrown - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Triple crown... congratulations Phil.
goofan - July 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Haha this is great! Oh the woes Bill Gates and his computer systems have brought upon us! Awesome parody, man!
Spaff.com - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I've tried repeatedly to download this, but my PC just won't do it. Oh, the irony. But when I get the voice in my head to sing it, it's very impressive.
Guy DiRito - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Spaff - Highlight the text on the page by holding down the left mouse key and drag it over the entire text until it is all highlighted. Then right click your mouse and click on copy. Open up wordpad or notepad and then right click inside the white space of the blank document and click paste. Save it with an appropriate name. I am assuming that you are trying to get a copy of the text of this song. If not then sorry.
Spaff.com - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy: Thanks. What I'm trying to do is play the MP3, but I keep getting an error message - something about how I'm unsupportable and/or corrupt.
Pat - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Spaff....hehehehe...corrupt!
Phil Alexander - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
If you enter the link "http://wave.prohosting.com/philsdd/philsparodies-mendmypc.mp3" into your browser address bar, it'll come up with a download page with what is apparently the same link on it: right-click this link and choose "Save Target As..." from the pop-up menu. Good luck :-)
Erin - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
OMG, THAT WAS SOOO COOL!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Jeff Reuben - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm way behind on parodies so I just came to this one. Great job!
Phil Alexander - July 30, 2003 - Report this comment
I just wanted to add a note to say thank you to everyone who voted for making this pretty much my most successful parody so far... although it's been outvoted by "I Hate Britney Spears", this has amassed 47 votes in a couple of weeks, compared to 90-odd in over a year. It is also (by a long, long way) my most commented-on parody...
Wild Man - July 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil, Chalupa Awards go out tommorow,(Chucky willing) It is a humorous tribute parody to my favorite parody writers of the month. It's not about scores, it's about new ideas, and being creative that gets the Big Chalupa. Yes, its a good thing. SEE: "Gomez Di Rito" parody of Beatles "Lady Madona"
Guy DiRito - July 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Wild Man - I'll be watching for it whenever we get new posting. Can't wait to see who and how you feature this month. Nice idea. Any idea what is up with the lag on updates? Last time CG lost connectivity with his IP.
John Jenkins - July 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy - Chuck says that he has been tending to some personal business (which he doesn't do very often, so it is well deserved) and will resume reviewing parodies on Thursday. You might want to check out the Messageboard - Misheard Lyrics - when you have a chance.
Guy DiRito - July 30, 2003 - Report this comment
I was there. Didn't see anything, but then again I didn't look too hard. Under what thread would I catch this type of news? Would you know?
Sebastian the Crab - August 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey mon, you did a great job. But aftah see-een Eminem's booolshit, I give you pahmission to do a music vee-dio. Make it really funny Phil. If eet gains fame den my cahtoon artist might staht drawin me a little more. I'm a leetle red sexy peece of hunk ahent I?
Jimmy J. - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
The best parody on the site undoubtebly, and I know you must get this a lot, but how would you like to do a duet with me?
Phil Alexander - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Hi, Jimmy - no, I don't get many offers for duets as it happens: drop me an IM on the messageboard (philbo_baggins), we can see what turns up...
Jimmy J. - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Uh, Phil, if it's AIM your talking about, this may sound ridiculous but I don't have it. If you have Windows, MSN, or Yahoo it's okay though. If you still wanna do a parody my email address is njroberts91@yahoo.com. My real name is Nicholas John Roberts but Jimmy J is a name I made up and use it on here.
Jimmy - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
My Windows is pmlroberts and I'll tell you my MSN later.
Jim - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Okay, I'm back now, my MSN is the same thing and if you have it, contact me on that.
Phil Alexander - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Jimmy - no, I mean the inthe00s messageboard: click the link where it says "messageboard" on the left near the top of this page...
Phil Alexander - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Jimmy - no, I mean the inthe00s messageboard: click the link where it says "messageboard" on the left near the top of this page...
Jimmy J. - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Okay, thanks, I'm new to that, so I wouldn't've known.
sqwark - August 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one. Relating madly.
Abraxas22 - August 12, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL.
Static - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
can't stop laughing!
AMIRIGHT AWARDS WINNER - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Computer Parody
Phil Alexander - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment
> AMIRIGHT AWARDS WINNER
> Best Computer Parody
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Someone's been to a lot of trouble with these comments - thank you, whoever you are - Billy?
Billy Florio - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment
It aint me Phil, but I thank whoever did it...
Sam - December 23, 2003 - Report this comment
hahaha, excellence... i would pay to see that performed. very sweet ending, great work! *goes to learn words*
Phil Alexander - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Sam :-)
Jean-Claude - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment
That is very funny. I liked the lines about 'the memory forgot'
Pincksnowflakes - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
funny funny! I loved it. Jimmy J-don't feel sad. I can't even do IM :0 I don't even have my own computer. life sucks. Phil- do you do alot of these? I'm very new to all of this.I tink that is was very good and I would like to see more. :)
Phil Alexander - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you. Yes, I have done quite a few, Pincksnowflakes - since the search isn't working at the moment, click the "parody authors" link top left, and you'll see me somewhere near the top of the page.
Pincksnowflakes - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil- can't find. thats ok. I tink that this hole blond thing is starting to take effect on me. dunno. great job! my sister got to it and told me that you had alot of votes. yay! thats really cool! c ya
Pincksnowflakes - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
the thing will not let me listen to the song. this is a really stupid computer. i had to read it. but that still makes it funny.
Lee Rasiel - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Didn't Alan Menken Write This Song?
Will Agrudis Glover - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I love Disney, so I therefore love this
Leo Jay - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, except the chorus, but that's really clever, 'specially de Jamaaaycon accent mon.
Joelle - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
That was great! You really had me cracking up!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Jamaican me vote high on this one! This tune always brings out great parodies and yours is bloody hilarious! The accent, the rhyming, the dozens of puns,...I only wish I could be the 100th voter on this gem. 555
Leo Jay - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Very, very, funny, with brilliant use of the dialect to create perfect rhyme where one wouldn't otherwise exist.
Phil Alexander - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Leo - that's what the original song does: lovely lines like "That's why it's hotter/Under the watter", and I've tried to keep to the same sort of spirit. There's an mp3 on this page if you're interested - http://www.asqu08.dsl.pipex.com/ (not up to the Spaff/Lund quality, but it's only a bit of software and an on-board sound card)
Phil Alexander - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow... down from 98 votes to one. Sigh.
Johnny D - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Dat is dee cutest parody mon!
G30RG3 - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! The line -De boot's on de other foot and Dere on de table is your beer- Really got me going.
Meriadoc - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Dammit Phil - you never reminded me to delete the OS.. ;-)
Adagio - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, but it made me smile reading it and how could I contradict your overwhelming fans? :) 5's
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "M" WINNER - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,2502.0.html
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "M" GOLD MEDAL - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3010.0;id=1348;image
Agrimorfee - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC Playoff) Gigabytes of fun!
Lou Philsister - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
It's not nepotism, but I think it's fab! Wish I could get mp3 on my council laptop...
Phil Alexander - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
:-) Merci, masseur (or should that be "ma soeur"?)
Spaff.com - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, it only took two years, but I finally figured out how to download the MP3. Nice work on the recording, Philbo. And the lyrics continue to make this one of the site's best. Here's one more vote toward your second 98.
Rick Cormier - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Phil, Great job! I'm new to the site but, I think it's a riot! I love the "Cause I am unable to plug in a cable" line! 555
Adagio - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
( ABC 2004 Winners) Great one, Phil. 5's
Scathe - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABCfinals) Read it, heard it, love it. Hilarious work, Phil
Leo Jay - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Inexplicably, I've commented twice on this already. I guess my memory chip blew and I forgot I'd already read it. Anyway, congrats on the ABC2004 Bronze medal!
adamwebb234 - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
ROLF! Brilliant parody! hey phil do u think u could send the song to me at adamwebb234@yahoo.com or adamwebb234@hotmail.com thx dude
Geek Central - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
What else can you do for a PEE-CEE PC? Call de doctor wake dem up.
forced sex - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Wellcome to the real world.
Jack Wilson - September 30, 2006 - Report this comment
This has alwyas been one ofm y favs.Phil 555!
Red Ant - January 25, 2007 - Report this comment
=)
Matthew - April 04, 2007 - Report this comment
this is to much of a wickedt ing stilzz keep doin wat u doin peace :d
xkhmegafanx - April 09, 2007 - Report this comment
omg that is sheer genious!!! hav u got a music download? u need 1 coz i want 1 and u will make MILLIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol xxxxxxxxxx
Claude Prez - July 16, 2014 - Report this comment
Today's classic is arguably one of the best this site has to offer, by the very prolific AND very talented Philbo
Exabyter - March 21, 2019 - Report this comment
Great work! You've covered everything that can go wrong with a PC and then some.

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