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Song Parodies -> "(They Lost Our) Report Cards (again)"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss The Girl"

Original Performer:

The Little Mermaid

Parody Song Title:

"(They Lost Our) Report Cards (again)"

Parody Written by:

Starlette Victory

The Lyrics

You all may have seen last summer's entry, "Morons," which was a parody of Jill Sobule's "Big Shoes" about how my school's semester reports got eaten by the system. Well, this semester's reports got eaten too, so I felt the need to comment on this annoyance. Honestly, who loses a bunch of neurotic nerdy kids' report cards?!?! Sick twisted lot you are, whoever you are. Here's to the Davidson County School System making my life a suspenseful hell---again.
They say they have
Mailed them out across the way
We need to know what they say
But they're so slow in coming
And we all know why
But they still try to lie
(They lost our) report cards.

Yes, they f*cked up
Like each time, they always do
Possible that we're all screwed
There is no way of knowing
We don't hear a word
Not a single word
(They lost our) report cards

Sing with me now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Not again!
Looks like we never win
They lost our report cards
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
makes me mad
This freaking sucks, it's bad
They're a bunch of retards

Like last summer
Processed by a bunch of loons
I had better get mine soon
No time will be better
We don't hear a word
And we won't hear a word
(They lost our) report cards!
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
We're all scared
And tearing our our hair
(They lost our) report cards!
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Where's mine now?!
I knind of wonder how
(They lost our) report cards
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Takes too long
It is just freaking wrong!
(They lost our) report cards!
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Every day!
I wonder what they say
(They lost our) report cards!

(They lost our) report cards!
(They lost our) report cards!
(They lost our) report cards!
(They lost our) report cards!

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