You are the best Paul Dooley
You are the best I say
You are the best Paul Dooley
In every roll you play

First time that I saw you
If you blink you'd miss
You played 'Cop in hos-pi-tal'
In the film Death Wish

I like to watch Paul Dooley
On TV and big screen
Because you know Paul Dooley
Oft times steals the scene

Next time that I saw you
Your cinematic slot
Was a sports announcer
In the film Slap Shot

You are so good Paul Dooley
In rolls both big and small
No matter what Paul Dooley
You give the part your all

And in Break-ing Away
Your character was fun
Specially in the doctor scene
Where you screamed 'REFUND!'

That's him that's Paul Dooley
There he is again
When he's in a movie
Like watching an old friend

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday
For a hamburger and fries
You were great as Wimpie
In the Altman flick Popeye

IMDB Paul Dooley
See all the things he's done
You've worked so hard Paul Dooley
And acted quite a ton

Chris-to-pher Guest movies
Are better when you're there
Mighty Wind and Guffman
Were most fun affairs

Nice thing about Paul Dooley
He's been around so long
Like that energized pink bunny
He just goes on and on

My grandkids all love Pixar
Their favorite one is Cars
You did a great voice over
For the Army jeep named 'Sarge'

In every role Paul Dooley
You make me laugh or cry
One thing about Paul Dooley
He always satisfies
He always satisfies
He always satisfies