-> "Opt-Out Charley"
Original Song Title:
"Charley on the MTA"
Parody Song Title:
"Opt-Out Charley"
Parody Written by:
Sgt. Abe
The Lyrics
Let me tell you a story about a military recruiter
That's coming to your school
He has a quota to make, any warm body he'll take
That recruiter is coming after you
Chorus
Will he tell you the truth, Will he tell you the truth
How will you know?
If you know the answers 'fore you ask the questions
You might outsmart that G.I. Joe
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Like a used car salesman in his fancy dress getup
He'll let you kick a tire or two
But you've got to check the engine, brakes and transmission
Or he'll unload a lemon on you
Repeat Chorus
Eight long years is a mighty long time
And don't forget the stop-loss too
You should know before you sign, on the dotted line
It's not binding on them, only on you!
Repeat Chorus
The schools are required to tell the recruiters
Your address and cell number too
Get you name off that list, fill out an opt-out request
Stop the recruiters from harassing you!
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