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Song Parodies -> "Bare Celebrities"

Original Song Title:

"Bear Necessities"

Original Performer:

The Jungle Book

Parody Song Title:

"Bare Celebrities"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Look for the bare celebrities
Whole sites of bare celebrities
Forget they're fake and phoney, free and fine
I mean the bare celebrities
Kournikova's fake titties
Download the bare celebrities online

Whenever I'm surfing, wherever I browse
I'm downloading nothing as good taste allows
The popup windows drive me mad
They're showing pix that can be had
When you submit your Visa number
And you become a bit-a their income-a
For an email list or two

The bare celebrities online will come to you
They'll come to you!

Look for the bare celebrities
Whole sites of bare celebrities
Forget they're fake and phoney, free and fine
I mean the bare celebrities
Just why they're bare gives me unease
It's just the bare celebrities online

Now when you search on Hotbot
Or in fact anywhere
And you spot a hot lot
Of photos - beware
Don't click the pic of the chick with a dick
When you pick a pic
Click the slick pic quick
But you don't need to click the pic
When you pick a flic of the slickest chick
Have I given you a clue ?

The bare celebrities online
Will come to you!

So just try and download, yeah get it
Fill up all your harddisk
'Cause let me tell you something little britches
If you only got a little hard disk, uh uh
That ain't too bad

And don't spend your time lookin' for
Something you ain't got space to store
When on the net you can always get it
So just delete it, but don't forget it
I'll tell you something true

The bare celebrities online
Will come to you!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 66

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 4   13
 5   47

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sirass - December 16, 2002 - Report this comment
Jonathan C. - December 17, 2002 - Report this comment
Another winner, Phil!
Sarah - May 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I actually love you for writting this. It's very funny.
Phil - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Sarah, that's very sweet of you. Thank you. ;-)
WhizkidF - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
HEY MISTER,I HATE POP-UPS TOO,YOU KNOW (good parody)!!!!!!!!!
Rick D - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
That was great! do you ever record these? If you don't, I just might. Love your stuff.
Rick D - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Actually, I realize that you do, but I haven't tried to get past the accessy stuff on your site to listen yet. I will though.
Phil Alexander - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
What I haven't done yet is record some of my original stuff and tunes (like this one) for which I haven't found karaoke versions - I've got a few at home with me playing guitar, but a) they need mixing a bit better than I have so far; b) the quality's shite and c) I'm not that good on guitar, anyway...
"the accessy stuff on your site" - the trials and tribulations of free webspace (or being too tight to pay for it ;-)). Have you got any recordings on-line?
Rick D - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I will have soon. That's one reason I upgraded my service. I know you saw our website that is going away, and there used to by a link to download my song "Thursday Night", but it seems to be missing right now. You're right, I'm too tight, but I'm new at this and will research further. I'll let you know.
Becca - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Yet another great parody... especially a Disney parody! Yay!
Joelle - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one!
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
Charlie Decker - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great job. Not so often you see a good Disney parody around here! This is absolutely hilarious as usual, Phil.
Adagio - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC 2005) Good job.
Agrimorfee - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Excellent, Phil! You took it over the top, especially the tricky bridge "Don't click the pic..." bridge. 555 downloads for u.
MysteryGoat - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good song dude.
Guy - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-B) I could have sworn I commented on this one before. Glad you put this one back out Phil. I don't think it got the proper EXPOSURE the first time out. Indeed one of your best efforts sir. This is truely hilarious.
Scathe - April 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-B) Very nicely done.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
When doing my papal-tribute parody I had to do a lot of research to get material. I suppose this required a lot of research, too. This tune was my second favourite when I was tot, just behind "don't worry, be happy". Cheers for the nostalgic moment and LOL rhymes.
Phil Alexander - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks, everybody. I've always rather liked this one (especially the "Don't click the pic.." lines).. downside is, I have a habit of singing along with the wrong words when the original comes on. I don't *think* the kiddies have spotted, yet...
Melhi - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(aBc) It's getting so there's no room to initiate a download for all the pop-ups eating the RAM... not that you can get a click in edgewise, with the screen filling up so fast, anyway... I mean... um... uh... I didn't know you could get those kind of pics on the web! ;) (Nice job!)
Stuart McArthur - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) perfect play on the OS title, Phil
Johnny D - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great, but what about the Bear Celebrities --- Yogi, Smokey, Baloo, Gentle Ben, Ditka, etc. ? ;-)
Kristof Robertson - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Phil, you naughty boy! This was great...and I think you should do JD's suggsestion. Meanwhile, here's some 5s for ya.
Jeff Reuben - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Just have to grin and bear it
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "B" BRONZE MEDAL - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment;topic=3010.0;id=5193;image
Matthias - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant!!! I was thinking about that Cher Celeberity, but this just blown me outta the ballpark.
Marie248 - April 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Bwa ha ha ha 5 stars! That was soo funny. I love it!! Great job!

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