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Song Parodies -> "The Great Pee Tender II"

Original Song Title:

"The Great Pretender"

Original Performer:

The Ink Spots

Parody Song Title:

"The Great Pee Tender II"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Note: I know, I'm stealing a title from myself...back in 05, I wrote one with this same title...but the theme here is fact, it stems from a comment that was made, at that time, by John Barry...thanks, John..
Oh yes, I'm the great pee tender, (wee-oo, wee-oo)
The stools in the men's room I clean, (wee-oo, wee-oo)
Make sure you flush
Or I'll kick your tush,
I am known as "The Lord of Latrine"

I work as the great pee tender, (wee-oo, wee-oo)
Well known at a famous hotel, (wee-oo, wee-oo)
I mop each drip,
With a flop and flip
Spray whiff all away, every smell

I am the guy with a towel on his sleeve
The one who might howl, If a tip you don't le-e-ave,

Oh yes, I'm the great pee tender, (wee-oo, wee-oo)
I have foam if you wish to shave
Supply your soap, but if dropped, won't slope
And I know who don't wash, I keep score..
Pee tender, that's me by the door

Pee tender, that's me by the door

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Old Man Ribber - March 04, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - You really cleaned-up on this one. :D
WarrenB - March 04, 2011 - Report this comment
I wasn't sure what this one was going to be about. Maybe a very sick bartender. Or a new type of currency. You can imagine how relieved I was...
AFW - March 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys

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