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Song Parodies -> "Uncivil Trump Annoys"

Original Song Title:

"The Little Drummer Boy"

Original Performer:

The Harry Simeone Chorale

Parody Song Title:

"Uncivil Trump Annoys"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Some pray boldly
T' dump the plump Trump
A few more sing with glee
The pump 'n' dump chumps
The mindless quips he slings
A-stump the bumped grumps
Too dazed to score a swing
T' jump 'n' bump Trump
Thump the grump's rump
Hump his slumped clump
Oh, if Donald wins
We'll gum some bum's crumbs
End will come

Shady speeches
The blunt affront's brunt
My can's a sore moist tube
A drunken skunk's junk
I'll have to hock my bling
T' munch a scrunched lunch
I'll sit a-shivering
Among some flung dung
Drummin' numb thumbs
Bummin' chums' rum
Pals, I pray to you
T' dump the plump Trump
Stop my slump

Scary oddness
The gruntin' Trump's run
His shockin' rapid climb
A-stuns some glum nuns
My state might stump for him
The munch-a-brunch bunch
My fate is getting grim
A crunch 'n' scrunch punch
Chunks of punk spunk
Sunken funk clunk

Many sides agree
Confront the blunt grump
See his pride slump

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 16

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TJC - December 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Awesome Leough!
Paul Krugman - December 17, 2015 - Report this comment
"Civility is the last refuge of scoundrels."
Timmy1000 - December 17, 2015 - Report this comment
Nice to see another Trump song with the Drummer Boy. Well done, Leough.
Patrick - December 18, 2015 - Report this comment
My all time favorite Christmas song. Very well applied. Nice succession of "rump" rhymes. Donald will herald many great parodies over the next few months.
Agrimorfee - December 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Trumps many Christmas carol parodies!
Patrick - July 25, 2016 - Report this comment
A year from the date this was first published, this man may well be President elect. I predict the parodies will continue to flow.
Patrick - January 25, 2017 - Report this comment
Last week this guy became President. And the parodies are beginning to flow from a thousand pens. Who could have believed it. I guess Donald could.

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